Who produces trance? 2 - The Vengeance (out now!)

[Juho L]

Just wanted to know who produces trance on this forum.

All the non-gifted... NO WAIT! Did I said that aloud? *evil chuckle* But really almost everybody in here is in trance. Where the heck do you guys breed from. Do you have a hive nearby or something? I have had suspicions that Tomer is the hivemind, but I need proof.

This forum is getting musically very unbalanced. We need more non-trancers or we are all doomed, DOOMED! Flee! The bells, the bells!

DISCLAIMER: This post and the following ones of this hive subject are intented as joking. If you feel furious or offended, I believe that you might have a too tight hat. If you're wearing a baseball cap I recommend resizing it to a bit more loose. If you have a hat that is static in size you'll should get a new bigger hat. If you don't yet have time to go to a hat shop, a good temporary solution is the removal of the hat until you get a new one.

[3o3]

Do you have a hive nearby or something?

I belive that Sunesha's home is infested with Trance-cocoon's!

Do you have a hive nearby or something? I have had suspicions that Tomer is the hivemind

This is just to lead the attention away from Sunesha himself.



The bells, the bells!

What bells? All I hear is sawleads, TR909 & massive TB303 bassline's

[Juho L]

I belive that Sunesha's home is infested with Trance-cocoon's!

Yeww! I hope they don't breed like xenomorphs do. At least I wouldn't like to have one of those things inside my chest.

But I have a firm belief that trancer hive is more like an ant hive: They all look the same and do exatly the same things. In addition if one of the hive members make something else it probably dies and the corpse is consumed by the others. Wow! Nature is really wonderful.

This is just to lead the attention away from Sunesha himself.

So what you're saying is that Sunesha is the hivemind? That's quite rough accusation. Are you sure?

What bells? All I hear is sawleads, TR909 & massive TB303 bassline's

Oh, so that's why I felt that something was draining my creativity.

[3o3]

At least I wouldn't like to have one of those things inside my chest.

No one like's having a trance-producer running inside your chest, except a few people here.

But I have a firm belief that trancer hive is more like an ant hive: They all look the same and do exatly the same things. In addition if one of the hive members make something else it probably dies and the corpse is consumed by the others. Wow! Nature is really wonderful

And they tend to be quite agressive if someone is walking around their hive / don't like the trancemusic they make.

So what you're saying is that Sunesha is the hivemind? That's quite rough accusation. Are you sure?

Yes, I can post some pictures as proof - but just a friendly warning these images will be highly offensive for even the toughest space-pirat around!

Oh, so that's why I felt that something was draining my creativity.

Yes, That's gotta be it.. My spidersense has had an major breakdown because of this

[Juho L]

No one like's having a trance-producer running inside your chest, except a few people here.

Hmm... I wonder how does it feel to have a piece of totally non-gifted tissue slithering inside you. Shivers... Now that thought started to haunt me. What a horrid destiny for the one who gets one of those things.

And they tend to be quite agressive if someone is walking around their hive / don't like the trancemusic they make.

I usually avoid those hives because first of all they have creativity draining aura. Once I wandered too near one of those hives and that was an experience I won't ever forget. Think of the situation: You're just harmlessly wandering around and suddenly you feel that it's a good idea to use 909 drums and 303 sounded cool. Then I saw the glow of the hive and with my very last strenght I managed to escape the horror. Some people are still amazed that I came back.

Yes, I can post some pictures as proof - but just a friendly warning these images will be highly offensive for even the toughest space-pirat around!

But I'm the seafaring kind. Please, don't post the pictures. I'd rather go spend my time to rotten.com than see those pictures of your's.

Yes, That's gotta be it.. My spidersense has had an major breakdown because of this

I think we should do something for this hive issue. Any ideas? Should someone of us sacrifice hmself/herself and deliver a package of good music to the heart of the hive?

[nrgy]

why start discussion if you like trance or not?!
the topicstarter asked for other tranceproducers and mp3's where the virus has been used.

I could write so much shit about that crap polkamusic, but I give a F if they're wasting their time, slapping on cowbells and making lousy 80's synthsounds. Let them continue do what they do, and keep your mouth shut!

[3o3]

Hmm... I wonder how does it feel to have a piece of totally non-gifted tissue slithering inside you. Shivers... Now that thought started to haunt me. What a horrid destiny for the one who gets one of those things

From what i've heard that it feels like someone is pouring lava on your chest while chanting evil lyrics from trance-hits such as "I dominate you", "Heaven" & "Barbiegirl".

I usually avoid those hives because first of all they have creativity draining aura

I would imagine this looking like that "ghostriver" in Ghostbuster 2? - and somehow Sunesha has this river of creativity connected to his house, giving "food" for his super army of tranceproducers

But I'm the seafaring kind. Please, don't post the pictures. I'd rather go spend my time to rotten.com than see those pictures of your's.

Ok. But if someone else want's i can still post the pictures..!

I think we should do something for this hive issue. Any ideas?

I still haven't got a good idea how to defeat this evil.

Should someone of us sacrifice hmself/herself and deliver a package of good music to the heart of the hive?

This is sure to be an suicidemission, but there's gotta be another way to stop this evil.. How about a blasting out a big ESP-pulsewave destroying every synthesizer forcing people go back to real instruments such as guitar, piano, real drums?

[Juho L]

why start discussion if you like trance or not?!
the topicstarter asked for other tranceproducers and mp3's where the virus has been used.

I could write so much shit about that crap polkamusic, but I give a F if they're wasting their time, slapping on cowbells and making lousy 80's synthsounds. Let them continue do what they do, and keep your mouth shut!

Calm down and hold your horses, captain. We just thought to have some fun. I thought to add a disclaimer on my strating post stating the post to be intented as a joking, but then I thought people would realise it without seperate note. Seems I was wrong. ?hih. Maybe I'll add the disclaimer now...

People can still post links and say "I make trance" on this thread. If this thread gets too messy I'll just split this thread up, ok?

[nrgy]

yeah, but why not stick to the topic from the start and start an offtopic where you can write all crap you want about trance?

[Juho L]

From what i've heard that it feels like someone is pouring lava on your chest while chanting evil lyrics from trance-hits such as "I dominate you", "Heaven" & "Barbiegirl".

But that's disgusting! How on earth this kind of activity has been able to go on without anykind of interference? This is outrageous!

I would imagine this looking like that "ghostriver" in Ghostbuster 2? - and somehow Sunesha has this river of creativity connected to his house, giving "food" for his super army of tranceproducers

Hmm... River of creativity and trance producers don't mix. I believe you meant river of uncreativity. The matter in that river is so uncreative that it just drains all the creativity like a black hole. If those things would feast with creativity they wouldn't be a problem for the humankind. But if this all what you're saying is true then this man must be stopeed!

Ok. But if someone else want's i can still post the pictures..!

Please, don't.

This is sure to be an suicidemission, but there's gotta be another way to stop this evil.. How about a blasting out a big ESP-pulsewave destroying every synthesizer forcing people go back to real instruments such as guitar, piano, real drums?

Synthesizers aren a problem here. We all need synthesizers. Maybe there's a way to dilute the river? That could help a bit. And without diluting/destroying the river a transformation to guitarists, pianists and drummers would cause a new era of Britt pop.

[Juho L]

yeah, but why not stick to the topic from the start and start an offtopic where you can write all crap you want about trance?

While you're at the hat shop I split the thread, captain.

[3o3]

But that's disgusting! How on earth this kind of activity has been able to go on without anykind of interference? This is outrageous!

This is kept secret by the men in black.

Hmm... River of creativity and trance producers don't mix. I believe you meant river of uncreativity. The matter in that river is so uncreative that it just drains all the creativity like a black hole. If those things would feast with creativity they wouldn't be a problem for the humankind. But if this all what you're saying is true then this man must be stopeed!


Yes, I mean to say uncreativity and as we speak this govermentcontrolled project is still going on and getting bigger everyday. It's time for a revolution

Synthesizers aren a problem here. We all need synthesizers. Maybe there's a way to dilute the river? That could help a bit. And without diluting/destroying the river a transformation to guitarists, pianists and drummers would cause a new era of Britt pop.

Yes, I know - but what i mean is that if we destroy every synthesizer now -> there are bound that someone builds new synthesizer but this time we control the production and there shall not be a single synthesizer that has the words "perfect for tranceproducers/dj's - just hit the button and hear the lead go into an awesome arpeggio with automation on the cutoff / resonance tweaking". Maybe we just could chuck in some guitars/drums/electric piano/piano in the 'river of uncreativity' and maybe we will get a sort of balance in the river (almost like yin/yang). But i don't wanna hear / see a new wave of britt-pop

[Juho L]

This is kept secret by the men in black.

Those bastards!

Yes, I mean to say uncreativity and as we speak this govermentcontrolled project is still going on and getting bigger everyday. It's time for a revolution

To the barricades, comrads!

Yes, I know - but what i mean is that if we destroy every synthesizer now -> there are bound that someone builds new synthesizer but this time we control the production and there shall not be a single synthesizer that has the words "perfect for tranceproducers/dj's - just hit the button and hear the lead go into an awesome arpeggio with automation on the cutoff / resonance tweaking".

That sounds like a working plan, but it takes long time to accomplish, maybe even too long to save the humanity.

Maybe we just could chuck in some guitars/drums/electric piano/piano in the 'river of uncreativity' and maybe we will get a sort of balance in the river (almost like yin/yang).

Don't forget Hammonds. We could also try to toss few tons of good CD's in the river. I wonder how much stuff we would need to toss in there...

But i don't wanna hear / see a new wave of britt-pop

Neither do I. That music combined with those hair do's is something that we can't take anymore.

[Juho L]

I was just wondering that maybe we should gather contributions and buy a gram of self-irony for every trance-producer. At least I'm in with one euro.

[3o3]

Those bastards!

For sure - this is a serious matter folks, we gotta stand up too this torture! People unite

To the barricades, comrads!

Arm yourself's with whatever you can find!

That sounds like a working plan, but it takes long time to accomplish, maybe even too long to save the humanity.

That is true, but it's either that or someone takes the suicidemission.. but then all hope of humanity is that person's hands - and if he fails there is no hope

Don't forget Hammonds. We could also try to toss few tons of good CD's in the river. I wonder how much stuff we would need to toss in there...

All of it + some more.

Neither do I. That music combined with those hair do's is something that we can't take anymore.

For the love of god - please make it stop!! - no more Oasis & Blur.

I was just wondering that maybe we should gather contributions and buy a gram of self-irony for every trance-producer. At least I'm in with one euro.

Yeah, I am in for a Euro aswell. and if some tranceproducer on this forum feels like that 2 Euro's could give their self-irony a boost please write in this forum and we'll work something out about how to get you the money!

[Juho L]

That is true, but it's either that or someone takes the suicidemission.. but then all hope of humanity is that person's hands - and if he fails there is no hope

We have to take that risk!

Yeah, I am in for a Euro aswell. and if some tranceproducer on this forum feels like that 2 Euro's could give their self-irony a boost please write in this forum and we'll work something out about how to get you the money!

I mean't that we gather money and then share the self-irony we could get with the money equally to all trance producers. I wonder how much we need to spend on a kilogram of self-irony.

[3o3]

We have to take that risk!

Probably - Ok. then who's up for a 'great action-adventure with a great reward-mission'?

I wonder how much we need to spend on a kilogram os self-irony.

Too much.

[Tomer=Trance]

messege to everyone besides joho (this messege is inviseble to him so who the fuck cares)

his on use!! he must be silenced!
sebastian im counting on you
same for you DS !
you know his address-do it at night when the nighboars are asleep :twisted:

this messege will self destruct itself in 500 days till then i hope juho wont do some evil moduration and uncover this.

[Juho L]

his on use!! he must be silenced!

Even though I can't see this message, I wonder what are you trying to say.

[3o3]

I think that we are supposed to assasinate you. - and your worst fear has become reality Juho - Tomer was the leader..

[Juho L]

I think that we are supposed to assasinate you.

But the weird part is that why you and DS. It doesn't make sense. Why would you fellows help out the hive... Maybe Tomer just paniced. That would also explain the weird sentence.

and your worst fear has become reality Juho - Tomer was the leader..

Actually I'm relieved now when I know that our webmaster didn't have anything to do with this hive case.

[3o3]

But the weird part is that why you and DS. It doesn't make sense.

This makes perfect sense if you really think about it - he's trying to get you all paranoid so you can't tell the difference from friend or foe.

Why would you fellows help out the hive...

It all makes sense now right? He's trying to get us all paranoid on each other and don't trust anyone

Actually I'm relieved now when I know that our webmaster didn't have anything to do with this hive case.

Well, I still keep my eye on him.. tis is getting me the shivers.. who be ye friend and who be ye foe?!

[Juho L]

This makes perfect sense if you really think about it - he's trying to get you all paranoid so you can't tell the difference from friend or foe.

Well, at least he tried. ?hih.

Well, I still keep my eye on him.. tis is getting me the shivers.. who be ye friend and who be ye foe?!

Sunesha seems to be the only question mark at the moment and I believe that he's not the hivemind. I've known Sunesha for long time and I believe that he's completely cured.

[3o3]

Sunesha seems to be the only question mark at the moment and I believe that he's not the hivemind. I've known Sunesha for long time and I believe that he's completely cured.

If you say so, but if he does something, I am sure that i will hold you responsible for it.. Deal?

[Juho L]

If you say so, but if he does something, I am sure that i will hold you responsible for it.. Deal?

Even I believe his innocence it doesn't meant that I could be held responsible for his actions.

[3o3]

Even I believe his innocence it doesn't meant that I could be held responsible for his actions.

This isn't what i wanted to hear.. now i'll keep my both eyes on you Sunesha!

[Tomer=Trance]

I think that we are supposed to assasinate you.

But the weird part is that why you and DS. It doesn't make sense. Why would you fellows help out the hive... Maybe Tomer just paniced. That would also explain the weird sentence.

they were planted by me during the cold war as spys

[Tomer=Trance]

I think that we are supposed to assasinate you. - and your worst fear has become reality Juho - Tomer was the leader..

no accualy im not the mastermind behind this,im working for the services of "THE MAN". :!:
mhahhahahmhahmaha (evil lough)

[jasedee]

You guys are a strange bunch........


(which is a good thing by the way ;) )

[3o3]

no accualy im not the mastermind behind this,im working for the services of "THE MAN".
mhahhahahmhahmaha (evil lough)

See Juho! Proof that Sunesha is the leader of the doomed Tranceproducerarmy..!

I will not stand up for this anymore.. I'll take on the mission myself, but I'll need two bars of soap, one bottle of soysauce, 3 boiled eggs and a big cup of coffee.. NOW!

[3o3]

And while you guys are at it - please make me dinner.. i am starving!

[Tomer=Trance]

i cooked some gorme food at lunch you should have tasted it it was exelent.
chicken breast filled with grained meat and herbs
yam...
my dad ate it all so nothing left for you :)

[Juho L]

And while you guys are at it - please make me dinner.. i am starving!

Thinking of penises I assume.

[Juho L]

See Juho! Proof that Sunesha is the leader of the doomed Tranceproducerarmy..!

He's just trying to be cunning and trying to lead us away to protect his hive.

I will not stand up for this anymore.. I'll take on the mission myself, but I'll need two bars of soap, one bottle of soysauce, 3 boiled eggs and a big cup of coffee.. NOW!

I could send them over e-mail. But the problem is that I don't have coffee. Do you settle with tea?

[3o3]

i cooked some gorme food at lunch you should have tasted it it was exelent. chicken breast filled with grained meat and herbs

Yes, maybe - but i usually don't eat meat acctually.

Thinking of penises I assume.

Errr.. No, acctually not! But my girlfriend is cooking some food to me now

He's just trying to be cunning and trying to lead us away to protect his hive.

That's right. Argh, I am too paranoid for this kind of stuff.

I could send them over e-mail. But the problem is that I don't have coffee. Do you settle with tea?

Green tea?

[Sunesha]

Just to clear up this, I know Juho way back when when was doing trance under same roof as goaarchive. But somehow we got cured. We went somewhere else. I know for a fact that juho and I are cured. Our 3 other members seems lost in tranceland. I sometimes fool around do a trancesoung for the kicks. But mostly, hiphop, dub, house and techno coming from sunesha now.

do a search on goaarchive on google, maybe something is left out there ;)

I sometimes laugh when i see our old stuff on DC ;)

[Juho L]

Our 3 other members seems lost in tranceland.

I still wonder where on eart De-fect is? His tracks were great. It seems that he just disappeared.

I sometimes fool around do a trancesoung for the kicks. But mostly, hiphop, dub, house and techno coming from sunesha now.

I'm starting to make more and more dance music (check members music area). It makes me worried.

do a search on goaarchive on google, maybe something is left out there ;)

I sometimes laugh when i see our old stuff on DC ;)

Ahh... The glory days.

[Sunesha]

Our 3 other members seems lost in tranceland.

I still wonder where on eart De-fect is? His tracks were great. It seems that he just disappeared.

I sometimes fool around do a trancesoung for the kicks. But mostly, hiphop, dub, house and techno coming from sunesha now.

I'm starting to make more and more dance music (check members music area). It makes me worried.

do a search on goaarchive on google, maybe something is left out there ;)

I sometimes laugh when i see our old stuff on DC ;)

Ahh... The glory days.I think psy hamster still have contact with de-fect. He is still in psytrance swamp. I am so associal this day so I have no idea about anything ;I

Have to check out the members area, ah me and internet nowdays, spends to much time on internet on work so I get tired of internet ;)

[Timo]

Hehe, DC eh? ;) Which hubs dya hang out Sunesha?

TranceMP3.no-ip.com (yup, it does say TranceMP3, but all types of dance are fully covered - unfortunately everybody calls dance "trance" thesedays, pesky things) is very cool as there's lots of people there (1000+), but beware not to mention the old "Essential Sets" hub that was run by Oldo, otherwise you'll get instantly kicked/banned by the Ops. ;)

Anyhow, on that hub I go under the tag [FxP]?m?g+.

See you 'round, if you're there! ;)

[Timo]

Am getting timeouts on that hub at the moment, though.

[3o3]

I've found a couple of my songs online on dc aswell, felt kinda strange to see quite a few people sharing them. but very nice even if i am _not_ satisfied with the song that people are sharing.