Is it nearly NAMM show time? Because if it is..........

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

I get the distinct impression Access are about to launch a new synth/product. I had a Turnkey broacher through the post 3 days ago.....and I was flicking through it......and when I went to the Access page it said that these products were 'end of the line, get one whilst you still can!'

I wonder whats happening, Access website has been quiet for last 2 months.......I reckon something is about to happen. Heheheheh

DS

[Tomer=Trance]

you forgot to say good thing
i hope its not the same case as waldorf or something

[Timo]

Hmmmm, interesting!!+++ :D

I doubt Access will go the way of Waldorf. Access have been very successful.

[Timo]

>>I get the distinct impression Access are about to launch a new synth/product. I had a Turnkey broacher through the post 3 days ago.....and I was flicking through it......and when I went to the Access page it said that these products were 'end of the line, get one whilst you still can!'

I've got the same one in the latest copy of SOS. I think it might be more referring to just the XL Rack? It certainly wont be applicable to their Virus Classic, which is pictured right next to it, as they've literally only just released it.

[saba]

NAMM has started and it seems there isn't anything new.
________
BODY SCIENCE (http://bodyscience.ws/)

[Timo]

See all Namm press-releases/coverage as and when they happen:

http://namm.harmony-central.com/SNAMM04/

[dries]

their statement on the virus D:

http://www.access-music.de/products.php4?product=virusd

so what would they want to say with that?

[Juho L]

so what would they want to say with that?

That they are moving to airborne venchiles?

[Tomer=Trance]

its a virus c that has been redesigned spacialy for army use.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

their statement on the virus D:

http://www.access-music.de/products.php4?product=virusd

so what would they want to say with that?

What statement?

DS

[Timo]

:idea:

Mmmm!

Well spotted!

What statement?

Black Helicopter.

Hmm, what could that mean?.... Only thing I can think of is AirWolf, lol...

[Timo]

"Greek helix, helik-, spiral; see helix + Greek pteron, wing; see -pter.]
Word History: The two Greek words that are the origin of helicopter may be particularly hard for English speakers to spot. Helicopter was borrowed from the French word h?licopt?re, a word constructed from Greek heliko- and pteron, ?wing.? Heliko-, the combining form of helix, ?spiral,? has given us helico-, which can be joined with other words and word forms to create new words. The consonant cluster pt in pteron begins many Greek words but relatively few English words. English speakers unfamiliar with Greek are thus not likely to recognize the word's elements as helico-pter; many analyze the word into the elements heli-copter, as is shown by the clipped form copter."

...don't mind me, just brainstorming, trying to get ideas.

Interesting history of the term 'helicopter', though.

[jasedee]

Black helicopter?

What images are conjured up? Hmmm......

*Powerful
*deadly
*loud
*aggressive
*stealth
*precision engineering technological advances.....

some nice descriptions of the new virus maybe?

I want one!

Jase

[Tomer=Trance]

i dont think all musicians has this kind of high inteligence to undertstand all that from a single helicopter picture LOL :lol:

(joking guys...)

[tranzash]

Is it a waldorf Q+ in a tabletop version or soft?
Can't wait to see....

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

ok guys, what is all this Black Helicopter stuff about on th eAccess website? It doesnt make any sence to me.

Can someone shed some proper light on this

DS

[Tomer=Trance]

can anyone go to the access chat and ask jorg? :)

[Hollowcell]

ok guys, what is all this Black Helicopter stuff about on th eAccess website? It doesnt make any sence to me.

Can someone shed some proper light on this

DS

It's a marketing ploy by Access to create speculation on a future product spread accros the internet forums. :wink:

[marc]

ok guys, what is all this Black Helicopter stuff about on th eAccess website? It doesnt make any sence to me.

Can someone shed some proper light on this

DS

It's a marketing ploy by Access to create speculation on a future product spread accros the internet forums. :wink:

black helicopters come with a fleed of black sharks. now, this might make you tick. further info can be found in the AMPFEA archives.

- m

[Hollowcell]

black helicopters come with a fleed of black sharks. now, this might make you tick. further info can be found in the AMPFEA archives.

- m

OK then, a little criptic there Marc. It took me the whole of my lunch break, but I finally found it!

The name threw me at first. "Appatchi", just like the helicopter. But when you look carefully at the name " Ap-patch-i - it's a little clever, but somewhat corny. Finally someone has made a patchable VA!

Anyway it looks as if it will be out September. There weren't many specs online - care to share a few of the specs with us Marc? Those keys look small, are they similar to the micro-korg or something?

http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51095/AccessAppatchi.JPG

Thanks for the clues Marc - I never would have found this otherwise.

Still, I hope you guys are making some new filters for the C series as well as this "Appatchi" thing.

[marc]

black helicopters come with a fleed of black sharks. now, this might make you tick. further info can be found in the AMPFEA archives.

- m

OK then, a little criptic there Marc. It took me the whole of my lunch break, but I finally found it!

The name threw me at first. "Appatchi", just like the helicopter. But when you look carefully at the name " Ap-patch-i - it's a little clever, but somewhat corny. Finally someone has made a patchable VA!

Anyway it looks as if it will be out September. There weren't many specs online - care to share a few of the specs with us Marc? Those keys look small, are they similar to the micro-korg or something?

http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51095/AccessAppatchi.JPG

Thanks for the clues Marc - I never would have found this otherwise.

Still, I hope you guys are making some new filters for the C series as well as this "Appatchi" thing.

that's very cool - great. i'm sitting here laughing. thanks, cool artwork ;)

marc

[Juho L]

The name threw me at first. "Appatchi", just like the helicopter.

Just like the helicopter with an exception that it's waiting for Korg's lawsuit? That's cool!

[Hollowcell]

The name threw me at first. "Appatchi", just like the helicopter.

Just like the helicopter with an exception that it's waiting for Korg's lawsuit? That's cool!

What ever do you mean Juho? Access didn't get sued over their "moog" filter, so what's a patch design between rival companies.

that's very cool - great. i'm sitting here laughing. thanks, cool artwork

marc

Hey, that's a bit strange Marc. If you laugh at Access's new design you may be out of a job before it's release! 8O :wink:

[Juho L]

www.kolumbus.fi/juho.lepisto/TRS9000.html
www.kolumbus.fi/juho.lepisto/D-tune.html

Just to remind you guys of things that "big market" really asks for. They don't want a more advanced virtual analog. They want something different and that's qhy Amatson Books Studio Technologies exists.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

HC i think u might be right. I think we may see some kinda awesome Virus modular come out. If u think about it........Access can retain the 'Virus' brand (a bloody strong brand name in the market place) and still keep existing Virus owners happy.....because it will be a modular. A 'Virus D' may piss alot of people off.......but a 'Virus Modular' would be very exciting.

Oh god...I hope Im right. If there is indeed a 'Virus D' I repent I repent!!!

DS

[Hollowcell]

Judging by the "Appatchi" pic it is a Modular :wink:

Has anyone heard of any other interesting things that have been released this year?

I watched the new video demos of Ableton Live 4 last week - that looks really interesting! Does anyone know anything in detail about that. I want to know about the sound quality VS Cubase's 32 bit float system. If it's the same quality, I may just have to change my sequencer.

[WorkHard]

I don?t think it would be wise to update the Virus line again with more of the same... I may not be the shrewdest businessman but it wouldn?t be hard to see a lack of sales from such a product. It's only been 2 years, no one will want to update their C's, heck some people just bought one 3 months ago. A wise choice would be to release something new to grab the spending money of synth lovers, and then a successor to the C in another 2 years. I also don?t think the marketing will work as well this time if a successor is the case, there will be an obvious backlash from owners.

[Tomer=Trance]

it will be a joke if they will release a new "upgraded" virus c model.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

A modular Virus would seem to be an obvious way forward for the company. Something along the lines of a Clavia G2. There appears to be a market for VA modulars......and I'd have to admit.....they appeal to me more than true analog ones.....purley for the practicality.

A keyboard Virus Modular that interfaces with a PC....thats the way forward in my opinion. Keep making Virus C's for another couple of years and release another filter type (maybe).

Interestingly, a guy on another chat forum told me that they used this same helicopter image shortly beofre the Virus C was launched. He maybe wrong.......

DS

[Tomer=Trance]

look at what the nord modulars have to offer comppering to the nord leads 2\3

i think same thing can happend with the virus
a whole new way to go with a whole new line of oscilator types,filters,effects etc...

[ipaqlinux48]

look at what the nord modulars have to offer comppering to the nord leads 2\3

i think same thing can happend with the virus
a whole new way to go with a whole new line of oscilator types,filters,effects etc...

Do you say that the "Virus D" could be actually better than the G2? Cool!!!

[Juho L]

Do you say that the "Virus D" could be actually better than the G2? Cool!!!

Well, if the possible modular Virus is coded as compact as the rest of the Virus family and the machine has two or more DSP's we have a modular system that makes G2 look like a joke.

[ipaqlinux48]

Suppose that it is a modular synth, let's hope that it has circular led graphs for all the knobs (a lot of knobs !!!). And a coloured touch screen, sample RAM, an SDK for developing your own modules, ... Damn, this sounds like a dream synth.

[Tomer=Trance]

yes access can beat the g2 very easly in terms of sells if they will release a powerful virus modular.
no dout about it..
the virus is much more popular then the nord... and personaly i like the virus sound better.
i dont think this kind of controlers are needed because you will just connect it via firewire to your computer and edit everything there just like in the g2
i hope this one has digital outputs this time..

[Juho L]

And a coloured touch screen

You mean A-feature-nobody-needs-but-you'll-have-to-pay-for-it(tm)? No-one needs that kind of thing hiling the price up. Let's assume that it's edited via PC/Mac so what use we have for a clumsy touch screen? A modular system is so complex that it's really not very enjoyable to edit it via small touch screen. Let's just have 2x16 LCD (or small graphic LCD if it's really, really, really needed). Only few people will buy a synth that costs 4000 euros, so it's good to avoid useless high priced features.

[WorkHard]

Whatever happens, happens.

[ipaqlinux48]

i dont think this kind of controlers are needed because you will just connect it via firewire to your computer and edit everything there just like in the g2
Sorry, but I hate a computer mouse. No, give me a lot of knobs, sliders and buttons instead of a software program. You have direct access to the most important parameters. With a software program, you always have to move your mouse pointer to a control. THis is time consuming. Well that's the reason why I have bought a Virus C desktop model instead of the rack model.
i hope this one has digital outputs this time..Yes, that would be really cool.

[Tomer=Trance]

i dont think this kind of controlers are needed because you will just connect it via firewire to your computer and edit everything there just like in the g2
Sorry, but I hate a computer mouse. No, give me a lot of knobs, sliders and buttons instead of a software program. You have direct access to the most important parameters. With a software program, you always have to move your mouse pointer to a control. THis is time consuming. Well that's the reason why I have bought a Virus C desktop model instead of the rack model.
.

im talking about building the "synths" you build not tweeking them after you trasfar them to your patch bank...

[ipaqlinux48]

Excuse me :oops: ! Of course you're right. Building a synth with only a small touch screen is a pain in the ass. A dedicated software program is of course much better. I own a Nord Modular and I find the concept of dragging modules from a toolbar a good one. I hope that Clavia doesn't have a patent on this concept!

[Juho L]

i dont think this kind of controlers are needed because you will just connect it via firewire to your computer and edit everything there just like in the g2

*cough* Real-time tweaking *cough*

[Juho L]

I hope that Clavia doesn't have a patent on this concept!

They can't have a patent. It's too general thing to be patented. Like anykind of graphical user interface or a concept of operating (for example virtual analog, wavetable, etc) cannot be patented because they really don't have the special value a patent needs.

[WorkHard]

Whatever it is they need to release info soon. Because I'm sure this has put all C line sales on pause.

[Tomer=Trance]

nah you see that on a hounder different software modulars :o

[Timo]

Suppose that it is a modular synth, let's hope that it has circular led graphs for all the knobs (a lot of knobs !!!). And a coloured touch screen, sample RAM, an SDK for developing your own modules, ... Damn, this sounds like a dream synth.

And a touch-screen for graphical "Z3ta" style waveform/oscillator editing. But don't get me started. ;)

I'd HATE it (with a vengeance) if you'd need a computer to do all your editing. That's why I use hardware and not Reaktor, etc.!

[Hollowcell]

My list of wanted features for the new up-coming "Appatchi".

A cordless removeable touch screen (17.5cm x 10cm), so a can jump around the place and tweek the touch screen as it's pinned to my T-shirt.

An X-Y-Z controller (just like on the Alesis air FX thingy).

A strip controller that can be removed and be worn as a belt (great combo with that wireless touch-screen i rekon.

2 full size joysticks similar to the flight stick controller from microsoft. Configurable to any aspect of the "Appatchi".

Many knobs - each knob with thier own rotary LEDs, just like the NL3. But I want the knobs to be over sized for when i get old and can't grip the little knobs anymore. Maybe 3 cm diam. per knob would be OK.

Finally I would like the option to attach a guitar style strap (sh101 style).

You make all this Access and i'll give you my credit card number right now!!!

[Juho L]

I also want a completely hands-free control (a mouth control probably?) so that I can use the synth after I'll get paralysed below neck in a car accident in Fanuary 2013.

[Tomer=Trance]

i see you went to a fortune teller joho :wink:

acually i dont want anything more then a powerful modular with 32 poly on lagre synths which can dsp upgradeble-this way it starts only at around 1800-2000 $ ,lots of knobs and sliders, 2 lcd screens, digital outputs,and firewire connection insted of midi for editing.

and i dont think geting this into the market will stop people from buying the virus c
some people just look for something simple thats hands on and dont need alot of messing to get the sound you want.

[Juho L]

and firewire connection insted of midi for editing.

Why? Why to waste a fast firewire port on your computer for an editing software that even a serial port can handle? USB editing or MIDI.

[Tomer=Trance]

or usb not firewire :)

[3o3]

I also want a completely hands-free control (a mouth control probably?) so that I can use the synth after I'll get paralysed below neck in a car accident in Fanuary 2013

Oh, this is a feature i've missed on all the synthesizers.

I would like also like to se it comes with it own specially trained monkey for getting coffee, cleaning the apartment and just for company on lonely days and a refrigerator for cooling different drinks/bodyparts whenever the tweaking has been too much on your body (since it will feature a x-ray knob-tweak-controller in other words it will scan your bodymovement and bodyheat and then you can apply it to either cutoff or resonance for great trance-filtertweaks!)

Ohh, I get a vision that it will rain in octember causing me major damage to everything except a few well chosen bodyparts. I think that hands-free controler will also suit me just perfect

[Tomer=Trance]

monkeys are great pets
highly inteligence! :)

[3o3]

They are great fun aswell!

ohh, where is my monkey?

[Hollowcell]

Shit, I thought I had added a Monkey to my list earlier!

So yes, a Monkey would be nice too. But the Monkey must have an upgradable OS.

This new synth will be the best ever I think!

[3o3]

And he has to have an USB-connection aswell as a Touch-LCDscreen..!

This monkey is going to be the best ever i tell you right now

[Tomer=Trance]

he even have an on off bottun and a endless rottary knob for volume when he gets on your nerves!

[Hollowcell]

he even have an on off bottun and a endless rottary knob for volume when he gets on your nerves!

That's just sick Tomer! :wink:

[Sunesha]

Some smartass had played with photoshop, dont think access have chance riping of Korg legacy design. Look at the logo, it is tilted badly, the display is standing out (you cannot have that way it wouldnt be userfriendly). The design make no sense either ;)

Hm and if you compare the size of the keys, there arnt to keys manufactered in that size ;)

/Joykiller Sunesha

[Juho L]

/Joykiller Sunesha

Hoho. I think everyone noticed that. G?hih.

[Tomer=Trance]

this means no new virus? :oops:




:lol:

[Timo]

SOS stated in their very recent Virus Masterclass that the "XL Rack" was indeed being discontinued as it was not a success.

So it seems the rest of the current range will be unaffected.

[Hollowcell]

Some smartass had played with photoshop, dont think access have chance riping of Korg legacy design. Look at the logo, it is tilted badly, the display is standing out (you cannot have that way it wouldnt be userfriendly). The design make no sense either ;)

Hm and if you compare the size of the keys, there arnt to keys manufactered in that size ;)

/Joykiller Sunesha

Do you mean Marc from Access gave me a bogus link?! I'm shocked that the people at Access would trick me in such a cruel way!

Those keys are just like the Micro korg size, but the patch layout is the same as an MS-10 :wink: (or so I guess). hehe

Plus I don't think that could be a Photoshop image - it looks more like a Photoimpression 4 image to me. Hehe

[Hollowcell]

/Joykiller Sunesha

Hoho. I think everyone noticed that. G?hih.

What - that Sunesha is a joy killer?

Hey Juho, Sunesha is on holidays, what can we do here for fun?


And so this thread doesn't get off topic. Let's talk about Namm some more.

Yes, Access will be releasing their "Appatchi" this comming September! They said they may release their "Virus Plague" at the same time too - looking forward to this one for sure.

http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51095/Virus-P.JPG

I want to play on this maybe even more than the Appatchi!

[Timo]

Hehe, Outbreak. Or Nucleus.

You did a fantastic job on that full-size keyboard effort, Steve, and noticed you took the advice regards dropping the funky backdrop on the modular from the previous thread, so made me giggle all the same. :)

That 61-noter sure is sweet, tho.

If only it had a touchscreen, too. ;) ;) ;) (Just kidding). (Not). ;) And the free monkey. ;)

Think you might've possibly hit the nail on the head re: Apache/A Patch-y, damn well spotted there!

Just wondering exactly how it might be applicable, and in what way, as it's a fairly broad term/phrase in itself.

[Timo]

There is, however, a good deal of websites on the web regards mythology surrounding so-called Black Helicopter "conspiracies".

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=%22black+helicopter%22&meta=

...in which, a good few 'allege' that silent (stealth) black helicopters (similar to apaches) are seen to be used by the secret governments, United Nations, or similar in the lead up to war (or in the event of catastrophic disaster), or even to take over a country, and which the helicopters service and/or carry out logistics from heavily-armoured top-secret underground high-tech' bunker control-rooms/research facilities. The 'official' existence of the supposed 'Black Helicopters' are heavily denied, of course, in a similar vein to UFOs.

Which could directly suggest that Access are beavering away, well out of ear-shot, and possibly revving up to something big. Like Global Domination, or the like. ;)

It might also suggest why they used the same "Black Helicopter" terminology on the Virus C before that was released, from what Digital Screams mentioned.

The fleet of hungry black sharks that Marc mentioned could be us, pooling together and waiting to spot and/or devour any delicious info or upcoming release.

[Timo]

Either way, Access are probably having a good giggle watching us speculate wildly. :)

[Timo]

Another quote regards the Black Helicopters, which can be found here:

"What are these mysterious airborne vehicles up to? This depends greatly upon whom you ask. According to the website The Truth about Black Helicopters they are an alien life form that start out as little seedlings that burrow into cattle (or even humans) to gather nutrients from the host before burrowing out (sometimes bursting out, leaving the host dead) to start on their mission to take over the world."

Mmm, a Virus!

"A good question is, if some organization did not want attention paid to the copters, why would they be so conspicuous and fly so low? Some theorists reply that they are being deliberately conspicuous to terrorize citizens."

Or more like terrorizing/warning other VA synth companies. haha. As well as whetting our appetite, of course. ;)

"What does the government have to say about this? As yet, most admit that there are no facts or verified quotes that would support or disprove any of the above theories. Out of the many people who have an opinion on these mysterious aircraft, a small majority claim to have actually seen one. Mostly the reports are from someone who heard from someone whose cousin thought he saw one. This lack of evidence or clarification of collected data does not prevent a great number of people from believing in these mysterious vehicles and the conspiracy theories that surround them."

*cough* Hollowcell *cough*. :D We love it though!

[Tomer=Trance]

i think its an assult weapon against the clavia modulars :D

[Hollowcell]

Hehe, Outbreak. Or Nucleus.

You did a fantastic job on that full-size keyboard effort, Steve, and noticed you took the advice regards dropping the funky backdrop on the modular from the previous thread, so made me giggle all the same. :)

Think you might've possibly hit the nail on the head re: Apache/A Patch-y, damn well spotted there!
.

You are the first to notice the delibrate drop of the coloured back-ground, so that honours a come clean - Yes, the Appatchi is not a real Access release - it's something I made while waiting for my lunch to cook the other day. However the name is based on what I think Access may be releasing in the future.

I have no idea if they will release a modular synth, as unfortunately they don't trust me with such privy info. But god damn it they should trust me! Marc, Ben and any of the other guys reading this thread from Access, feel free to give me an up-coming model to test out - I promis I won't tell anyone. :wink:

Remeber the more we speculate, the more free publicity Access is generating for something we know nothing about. We are not being paid for doing this and as I/we can not afford a new synth at the moment, we should recieve a new Access Appatchi for time worked. Don't worry about sending the cables though Access, I have plenty to get me by.

[marc]

Either way, Access are probably having a good giggle watching us speculate wildly. :)

access mitarbeiter kichern nicht :wink:

marc

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Either way, Access are probably having a good giggle watching us speculate wildly. :)

access mitarbeiter kichern nicht :wink:

marc

Damn....I wish I knew what that meant (reaching for my German dictionary) hehe

I started another thread like this on a different forum and its got like 130 responses I think.....and counting heheheh. I told everyone Access were releasing a modular heheheh......

Funny enough.....the modular idea is recieving good feedback....less so for a 'Virus D' release :(

DS

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING

[Hollowcell]

access mitarbeiter kichern nicht :wink:

marc

Luckily I studied German in Highschool.

For those of you that can't read German, this reads;

"No, the new synth from Access is not a modular, but a software sampler. :wink: "

Thanks for finally letting us know Marc! Strange though - Access making a softsampler? Oh well.

Moderator's note: HC's wit is as sharp as a razor blade, in this case a razor blade without the razor and the blade parts.

[Juho L]

MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING MY MOUTH IS FOAMING

It's a good that you brush your teeth, but it still doesn't mean that we would care to know about it.

[Timo]

Either way, Access are probably having a good giggle watching us speculate wildly. :)

access mitarbeiter kichern nicht :wink:

marc

Damn....I wish I knew what that meant (reaching for my German dictionary) hehe

I started another thread like this on a different forum and its got like 130 responses I think.....and counting heheheh. I told everyone Access were releasing a modular heheheh......

Funny enough.....the modular idea is recieving good feedback....less so for a 'Virus D' release :(

DS

Not sure, but translating it literally means, "Access (ie. the workers/staff at Access) don't joke". ;)

I started another thread like this on a different forum and its got like 130 responses I think.....and counting heheheh.

Which forum's that, DS?

[tranzash]

[quote

access mitarbeiter kichern nicht :wink:

marc[/quote]

- Access making a softsampler? quote]

thank god, if i buy another hardware synth, i am getting kicked out of the house.

[Hollowcell]

Moderator's note: HC's wit is as sharp as a razor blade, in this case a razor blade without the razor and the blade parts.

This comment is soooo lame that it requires no come-back at all. Thanks for saving me the effort Juho. hehe

I'm looking forward to that Soft-sampler though. How about you guys?

Moderator's note: Like I said as sharp as a razor blade without the razor and the blade parts.

[3o3]

To be honest, i am looking forward to the new software-monkey..

and now it is time for me to get some sleep.. it's amazing how different you think after only 2.5 hours of sleep in the last 53 hours

[jasedee]

Im starting to lose it here......Im not sure what is truth, what is bulls***, and what is sarcasm!

But just to set the record straight, I have obtained a copy of the new access softsampler and yes, it does come with a free monkey.

jase

[marc]

"Not sure, but translating it literally means, "Access (ie. the workers/staff at Access) don't joke". ;) "

no, literally it means "access employees do not giggle :wink:"

-marc

[Timo]

Ah, gotya. ;) Thanks Marc.

We English are fairly shameful when we come to using another language. Especially when literally everyone else in the world can speak English fluently as a second language these days, from being very young, too! I guess it's made us lazy as a nation. :oops: (I have learnt a little French, though.)

So.... How right were we, do you think, re: the Black Helicopter conspiracies; or Apache, etc.? ;) Is there more to it?

After reading up about it, I reckon the whole Black Helicopter thing is nothing other than an innocent dummy/decoy, and that there is no such thing... Ie. it arouses interest and makes us see things that aren't there. Similarly in the same way we believe in ghosts, and UFOs.

In other words, we'll see it when we have firm, physical evidence... Otherwise, it's a faker.

I'm slow, but I think I probably got there. :idea:

Damn. I was enjoying taxing my brain with it, as to what it might mean, too.

Timo, over and out... ;)

[Tomer=Trance]

hmmm a sampler with virus filters
interesting but i dont think theres a realy big marker for softsamplers
now there emu has their new powerful sampler
and steinberg have their halion ,NI has their kontakt.
im sure when people will see the access name they will buy it but still....
i would like a modular much better. :(

[Hollowcell]

Im starting to lose it here......Im not sure what is truth, what is bulls***, and what is sarcasm!

But just to set the record straight, I have obtained a copy of the new access softsampler and yes, it does come with a free monkey.


Hehehe :lol:

"Not sure, but translating it literally means, "Access (ie. the workers/staff at Access) don't joke". "

no, literally it means "access employees do not giggle "

Good job at throwing them off the scent Marc. *cough* software sampler *cough*

[3o3]

But just to set the record straight, I have obtained a copy of the new access softsampler and yes, it does come with a free monkey.

Wee..! Mmm, monkaaaaay..

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

'Access employees dont giggle' ????? THey will do when they hear my 80's style porno music made on their Flagship synthesizer. Warping to planet erotica hehehehehehe

weeeee!!!!! (http://dw.com.com/redir?edId=3&destUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fmusic-files.download.com%2Fmp3%2F100296363%2F100306668%2F%2FFour_Trance_Mediums-Seductive_Evil.mp3&lop=link&oId=3620-5-100293755&siteId=32&mfgId=100293755&ontId=5&tag=link&ltype=dl_192k&merId=100293755&pid=100296363&astId=2)

DS

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

God I *REALLY* need to know what Access are going to be releasing in th enext 6 months....b'cos im gonna be buying a new synth very soon. Should I save my money and wait? Thats the issue for me.

Marc tell me....u can trust me not to tell anyone here. Especially HC.....because he has a mouth the size of Australia heheheheheheh

DS

[Tom_1970]

At leas tell us how wrong we are with our speculations Marc....
You know you can trust us :wink:

[Hollowcell]

Marc tell me....u can trust me not to tell anyone here. Especially HC.....because he has a mouth the size of Australia heheheheheheh


And that's not the only thing :wink:

[Tomer=Trance]

yeah he has a realy big noise aswell....

[Hollowcell]

yeah he has a realy big noise aswell....

Hehehe, thanks Tomer.

[Timo]

The black helicopters are on the move. Turnkey drop the price of the Indigo2 by ?170.

[Tomer=Trance]

good news but still a matter of 5-6 months i think.

[Timo]

Namm's in January (20th-to-23rd)! Two months and one week away.

See all winter Namm 2005 press-releases/coverage as and when they happen!:

http://namm.harmony-central.com/WNAMM05/

and..

http://www.sonicstate.com/news/namm05.cfm

....eheh, d'oh, too eager. :mrgreen: (They are legit links, though, come the time ;) ).

[Tomer=Trance]

the links aint working :?

[Timo]

errr, rofl++.

...we can't time-travel, yet! ;)

[Hollowcell]

Wow, so it's only a matter of time before we see the new, most anticipated, eagerly awaited......



Softsampler named "The Appactchi Plague"!

[Tomer=Trance]

i dont think the new virus is going to be released on the near namm show.
maybe on summer namm 2005.

[ipaqlinux48]

Yesterday, I've received a price catalog from music store. At the bottom of page 350: "The new Access products... ...coming soon!". I'm not joking.

[Tomer=Trance]

well i remember you could order the korg legacy and tc powercore dsp card 6 months before it ufficialy released.

[Timo]

Yesterday, I've received a price catalog from music store. At the bottom of page 350: "The new Access products... ...coming soon!". I'm not joking.

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/unsure.gif

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/ohmy.gif

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/w00t.gif http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/w00t.gif http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/w00t.gif

Affirmitive! The black helicopters are on the move!

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/cool.gif

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/blzbub.gif

[Timo]

PS > Music Store, who are they? http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/gremz/nubatch2/unsure.gif

[ipaqlinux48]

see www.musicstore.com

[jasedee]

This is VERY exciting news!!!!!

I really do hope it is a completely new product, and not just a "Special Edition" or something.......

[ipaqlinux48]

This is VERY exciting news!!!!!

I really do hope it is a completely new product, and not just a "Special Edition" or something.......
Well, I'm NOT going to buy a virus D (or maybe another name) which is a virus C with more DSP power, more voices, more effects... I really hope that the new Access synth is completely new.

[Blank]

Well if you check out the site the company doesnt have any Access products so maybe they just mean that they will be adding Access products to their inventory :lol:

peace
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[jasedee]

Well if you check out the site the company doesnt have any Access products so maybe they just mean that they will be adding Access products to their inventory :lol:

peace
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Quite possibly........I noticed too no Access products on the site!

Man.....get my hopes up for nuttin' :(

[Timo]

Well if you check out the site the company doesnt have any Access products so maybe they just mean that they will be adding Access products to their inventory :lol:

peace
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Quite possibly........I noticed too no Access products on the site!

Man.....get my hopes up for nuttin' :(

I noticed that too. But use the search engine and they pop up.

[Hollowcell]

http://www.sunesha.nu/virusforum/viewtopic.php?p=22740#22740

Some big news! 8O