A contest

[Juho L]

Ok folks. Post here some ideas for a name of a dance music project (all kinds of danceable electronic, like house, trance, etc). Maybe I'll reward winner somehow. Extra points from corny and "cool" names. Be creative because all the good ones are already taken by trance people.

I was thinking of something with a number in it, like Hot Beat 6 or Blastbeat Corpsepaint 9000.

Edit: DJ Chessmaster could be nice... not.

Edit 2: Bass Dynasty by T-mullet is leading at the moment.

[3o3]

Deejay|holics - Trance2dance ?

[Juho L]

Deejay|holics - Trance2dance ?

Nah. There can't be "trance" in that name because it's more than a trance project.

[Juho L]

Deejay|holics - Trance2dance ?

Beatholic? Beatholic 7000 Double Glasings?

[3o3]

GCS 5000!

(GCS = Grilled cheeze sandwich). This name is great because when you get famous you can acctually release a toastmachine and it will get some free PR from your name.

"Do like the tranceartist GCS himself, grill your sandwich with the all new GCS 5000-machine..."

"Tired of burnt toast, slobby sandwiches that tastes like rubber? Introducing the all new toaster that star/hot tranceartist GCS 5000 helped develop and is using himself for breakfast, lunch and dinner! With this piece of magic you'll never get a burnt toast, slobby sandwiches again!.. Here's how to order your new favorite electrig gadget for your kitchen. Order within 10 minutes and you'll get a free book of tranceartist GCS 'How to cook pasta in 10 different ways'. Hold on there is more you'll even get a $2 discount on the next hit from GCS 5000!!"

"I can't cook as my husband knows, and he got so tired of me trying to make beutiful and delicious sandwiches for dinner so he got me this new 'gadget' which off course is so easy to setup and use.. just plug the chord in and wait 10 seconds and you'll have the most delicious green-glowing sandwhich you'd ever had in your life..! worried of dishes? haha - don't be, just take your ordinary flamethrower - shoot short burst of fire onto the plate and look it's like brandnew all this because of the new fantastic Ju-Ho-plastic(TM) which was created by kidnapped soviet-scientist 15 years ago."

[3o3]

Or GarlicBeat - the saucy italian clubmusic.

which you can make such classic tunes as "Unsatisfaction"/"It does matter what you do"/"Do touch much"

[Juho L]

Or GarlicBeat - the saucy italian clubmusic.

Hmm... Garlic. I'm actually right now eating a garlic sandwich that has so much raw garlic in it that it makes my stomach burn. Delicious.

which you can make such classic tunes as "Unsatisfaction"/"It does matter what you do"/"Do touch much"

Not to mention the future ever-greens like a soft club hit The Scent of Love (GarlicBeat remix) or a really bounding hard house track Crawling (after the breathe).

[Tomer=Trance]

recycle
thats good!

[3o3]

"GarlicBeat GCS 5000" it is then!

I've had alot of garlic today aswell, i got pain in my stomach as we speak

[Juho L]

recycle
thats good!

Recycle... That has a bit negative ring to it even this is 100% recycling.

[Hollowcell]

Blast-Master 5 and the Cheeze-McQueebs!

EDIT: This is actually the name for a whole band though. EG; Blast-master (leader)/ Cheeze-McQueebs the others.

[Juho L]

Blast-Master 5 and the Cheeze-McQueebs!

This sounds like a cheap product. Blaster-Master 5 would be a some sort of toy gun and Cheeze-McQueebs would be foul tasting cheese thingies that are mostly used to kill neighbour's kittens.

[saba]

The Tired Sounds Of
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[Juho L]

The Tired Sounds Of

...Trance? Well that has a nice ring to it. Quite earthy.

[Drammy]

Sat in a hotel at the moment and had a few stellas:

Hows about "Leisure Breaks" - the title of a hotel brochure in my room,

Or "Farmers Daughters do College" - taken from the list of movies on offer tonight!

[Hollowcell]

Blast-Master 5 and the Cheeze-McQueebs!

This sounds like a cheap product. Blaster-Master 5 would be a some sort of toy gun and Cheeze-McQueebs would be foul tasting cheese thingies that are mostly used to kill neighbour's kittens.

Well you are talking about a Dance group aren't you? Cheeeeeeze brings in the young girls you know. Or is it cheese is in the young girls - can't remeber as it's been a while since going to a dance club. :D

OK new name then......

"Deeper Speaker Tweaker"

Cooooool on that one!

[Juho L]

Or is it cheese is in the young girls - can't remeber as it's been a while since going to a dance club. :D

OK new name then......

"Deeper Speaker Tweaker"

Cooooool on that one!

You really are an Aussie.

[Hollowcell]

So that means you are going to use "Deeper Speaker Tweaker" then? You will get to play with all the cheese filled girls you wish when they hear that name!

From now on I shall call you "DST".

[Juho L]

From now on I shall call you "DST".

No. You shall call me John Bleak.

[Juho L]

http://www.kolumbus.fi/juho.lepisto/JohnBleak.jpg

I noticed that that "friendly dog" of Windows XP looked like John Bleak.

[3o3]

No, if you are going for the dogtype of face, you gotta have - "Dogmeat" as your name

[Juho L]

No, if you are going for the dogtype of face, you gotta have - "Dogmeat" as your name

I'm not a rapper!

[3o3]

dog...meat...dog...meat!

It has that 'fallout'-feel to it!

EDIT: wow, i just joined the "1000 post club"!

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

The Black Worms

[Smag]

There used to be a dance outfit called "Ugly Music"

My offering though would be:

The Quadraplegic Wrongcocks

[IB]

Me and my friend started a music project called Dr Shitehawke. We classed ourselves as Uneasy Listening. Someone reviewed our stuff on mp3.com some time ago and classed it as 'Trance n beast music' presumably because of the fairly unusual noises we had in our songs. If anyone wants to hear em, im sure i can upload them somewhere :p Those were my pre virus days, but we're about to make a comeback.... :)