Access Virus Ti Charity Fund

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Hi all,

Ive just set up a new charity (im in the process of getting it registered hehe). With your support, I hope to acquire a new TI......so that I can use it to help people with various socio-cognitive disorders.

Plz give generously. Remember a synth is not just for christmas.....its for me heheheheheeheheh :oops: :oops: :oops:

Email me your moneeyyyyyyyy.....

If you need further persuading look at the photo's....

http://www.access-music.de/gallery/gallery_main.php4?pic=virusti_keyboard_s.jpg

http://www.access-music.de/gallery/gallery_main.php4?pic=virusti_keyboard_b.jpg

DS

[Juho L]

Hah! Desperate!... I'm the one who needs the charity.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

I must admit im really disapointed no one here is signing their check book. C'mon, think about all those hungary kids...err....err..I mean, think about all those people I could help. You know, the people working the streets late at night with socio-cognitive disorders. They need help and as god is my witness....im gonna try.

Now give me your money. You included Juho, I particualrly need your money.....its a good exchange rate at the moment.

DS :twisted:

[Juho L]

Don't give him the money! Remember that we are talking about a guy who makes 80's sounds! If he gets his hands on the device we are all doomed! The best way to prevent that from happening is to give the gifts to me that I could ensure that DS won't get his hands on them.

[Tomer=Trance]

or send him back to the 80s :D

[Juho L]

or send him back to the 80s :D

"You can take the man from 80's but you can't take the 80's from a man."

[Timo]

Lol.

I've to make a torturous decision between a Centrino mk2 laptop (presently making do with an outdated 700MHz PC running Win98se) or the Polar.... I've got a headache already!

[shakes fist at Access for making such a lovely synth!]

......

http://www.gobo.dsl.pipex.com/images/PussInBoots.jpg

To free little, tiny T?mo of a headache, there's, this, er, PayPal account he has.....

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Timo...just get the Polar man....you'll find another way of getting computer money hehe

DS

[Juho L]

Timo...just get the Polar man....you'll find another way of getting computer money hehe

You mean like selling his ars- *This is the automated cencorship machine. The current posting has been interrupted due a harsh language and mature content. My job is to keep the forum free of inappropriate content like penises, bollocks, various types of arses and of course poo and monkey sex. Have a nice day.*

[Hollowcell]

monkey sex.

Mmmmm....Monkey sex.....

And that's a big no to donating to DS's fund. :D

[Juho L]

And that's a big no to donating to DS's fund. :D

So you're going to donate to my fund? Yay! You're the greatest!

[Hollowcell]

Yeh sure Juho!

I'm sure I can squash a fresh turd into an envelope for donation. It is taxable though isn't it?

[Juho L]

I'm sure I can squash a fresh turd into an envelope for donation. It is taxable though isn't it?

I knew that Australia is a backward place, but I didn't know it was that backward. On a second thought why don't you send the envelope to DS.

[Hollowcell]

Plenty to go around my friends, plenty to go around.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

or send him back to the 80s :D

No need! Im already there!

Look everyone...its me back in the 80's.... http://www.howardjones.com/HoJo/multimedia/video/Howard%20Jones%20-%20Look%20Mama.rm

DS

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Don't give him the money! Remember that we are talking about a guy who makes 80's sounds! If he gets his hands on the device we are all doomed! The best way to prevent that from happening is to give the gifts to me that I could ensure that DS won't get his hands on them.

Juho you are gravely mistaken.....no one and I mean no one is going to prevent me from getting a TI muhahahaha......

Give me one of your unfinshed tracks...and like the PetShopBoys say...Ive got the brains youve got the looks..together were gonna make lots of money. You know its true....

Im particularly looking forward to making some hypersaw brass sounds....

DS :oops: :lol:

[jasedee]

Look everyone...its me back in the 80's.... Howard Jones (http://www.howardjones.com/HoJo/multimedia/video/Howard%20Jones%20-%20Look%20Mama.rm)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Howard Jones???? What a freak :lol:

Classic!

[Juho L]

Give me one of your unfinshed tracks...and like the PetShopBoys say...Ive got the brains youve got the looks..together were gonna make lots of money. You know its true....

Here's some kind of paradox.

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Believing in paradox's .....thats sooo 90's man.....come back to the 80's and you'll see theres no such thing! :twisted:

DS

[3o3]

Monkey? arse? - and from these two completly different things i (with my incredible intelligence) I found the solution for you DS;

Sell you arse to monkeys -> this will create some really intresting and postive effects such as: Pleasure, Power and Money!

More on a serious note; go to the 'white bank' and sell some of your 'dna'?

[Hollowcell]

After reading 303's weird and obviously derranged post, I noticed DS's "80's Diehard" thingy!

Hahahahehehe! Classic.

What do you think of that DS?

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Hehe.....NICE :lol:

DS

[3o3]

After reading 303's weird and obviously derranged post, I noticed DS's "80's Diehard" thingy!

Hahahahehehe! Classic.

Oh, that makes me wanna see: "Die Hard 1". What an classic. And no my post isn't a "post from a mental patient", those words are from a great man (acctually from the 80ies just to keep in subject).

Nice title you got DS

[DIGITAL SCREAMS]

Nice title you got DS

Thx......mind you I did have to pay Juho for the privilage....as his Avatar suggests muhahahahahah....

DS :wink: