Get your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife..

[3o3]

too register.

I posted a "2 years" topic in the "off topic"-section where my lovely girlfriend posted; this got me to think - wheater your girlfriend/boyfriend likes synths. make him register her/himself - hell; since synths are such a big deal in _our_ life they should know whatever we talk about... right mates?! h?h?.
I demand that Juho get Ausa a personilized title of "3o3 lover" h?h?. Schhh, donot complain.. I am quite drunk! hehehe

[Ausa]

yeah, so now i can spy and insult people :P

[tranzash]

yeah, so now i can spy and insult people :P

Oops :lol:

[3o3]

H?h?; tranzash! hey don't complain..

http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

Me/Ausa + Ausas little brother

[Tomer=Trance]

so lovly.... :D

[jasedee]

Maybe my mum can sign up.....No other lady action over here!!!!

True sign of Audio-geekness I guess :oops:

[Hollowcell]

Can you guys read Japanese text? Let me check.

ホロセル

Can you all read the above? If so, maybe my wife can write a few words.

EDIT: Well that's a firm no. The forum can't handle it by the looks.

[Juho L]

http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

You look sober... Or almost sober... ?hih.

[Hollowcell]

H?h?; tranzash! hey don't complain..

http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

Me/Ausa + Ausas little brother
Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.

[Juho L]

Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.

I don't know anything what you're talking about.

[3o3]

True sign of Audio-geekness I guess

Nah, i don't think so.

Can you guys read Japanese text? Let me check.

ホロセル

Can you all read the above? If so, maybe my wife can write a few words.

Damn forum. hehe

You look sober... Or almost sober... ?hih.

I can post another picture; abit later on the evening (these photos where taken on christmas eve). I was more sober yesterday than than on christmas day.

Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.

If we get a digital camera me and my girlfriend i can post pictures of me wearing a spiked dog collar. hehe

[Hollowcell]

If we get a digital camera me and my girlfriend i can post pictures of me wearing a spiked dog collar. hehe

Looks like you're going to have some competition Juho. :wink:

[Juho L]

Looks like you're going to have some competition Juho.

What? I don't know anything what you're talking about.

[ElectronicSupersonic]

From the pits of hell I stab at thee 3o3 for awakening me!

Hey everybody!

If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!

And that's not enough, if you guess now you will also receive
the book "3o3's 1001 pickup lines" including such classics as:

# "that's not herpes baby, it's love vulcano's!"
# "I have money"
# "You can't say no if you're unconscious!"

And much, much more.

[this message was payed for by the administration of 3o3's barbaric reign]

[Merlot]

From the pits of hell I stab at thee 3o3 for awakening me!

Hey everybody!

If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!

And that's not enough, if you guess now you will also receive
the book "3o3's 1001 pickup lines" including such classics as:

# "that's not herpes baby, it's love vulcano's!"
# "I have money"
# "You can't say no if you're unconscious!"

And much, much more.

[this message was payed for by the administration of 3o3's barbaric reign]


WTF!!!!!!!!! 8O

[jasedee]

If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!
Im guessing an evil twin......or perhaps just his brother?

So, when do u normally have your bath? And which razor u prefer?

;)

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Ding! Ding! Dong!(?)

And we have a winner ladies & worms, step right up jasedee and collect
your prize.

Unfortunatly I don't have a bathtub at the moment but im thinking
candlelit dinner for two at a cozy restuarant and a bottle of wine..
and for razor type; dull baby, dull!

In the words of my brother: Am I coming on to you? - you bet!

[AlexHall74]

I am definitely going to have to drink 8 or 9 martinis to try and figure out this thread!!!

YOU BASTARDS!

Look what you have made me do!

Now I must get my wife to create her account...

:wink:

-AlexHall74

[3o3]

Muhabwhahahahahaha.

Why welcome ElectronicSupersonic. Now where is my tinfoil hat you built for me?

[3o3]

Alex; This is the "get your..-who got the most insane partner/familymember"-thread now.

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Why welcome ElectronicSupersonic. Now where is my tinfoil hat you built for me?

I had to hide it in a very dark place.. In my chocolate bar!

Now answer your phone 3o3, it's time to wake up cuz the matrix got
you... follow the green turtle.

[jasedee]

Yeah...can we please see the tin foil hat????

[AlexHall74]

3o3 wrote:
Alex; This is the "get your..-who got the most insane partner/familymember"-thread now.

Dude, you have won that contest hands down!

Where's the tinfoil hat?

-AlexHall74

2 Beers down, 4 to go...

From the WWW:

http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/temp/articles_illustrated/vonbluvens-interview/tinfoil-hat.jpg

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Dude, you have won that contest hands down!

It's not my fault man, it's the Man who keeps draggin' me down man,
know what I mean man?

However, for that remark I hereby proclaim myself to be The keeper of Cheese
and you my friend is the Washing Machine.. We must by all means
keep away from the evil moderators and admins on this board,
come Washing machine, to the Cheese mobil!

[AlexHall74]

Rock On!

May the oppression of THE MAN be lifted from shoulders of the good people of the Cheese Mobile!

Let's kick the spin cycle into high gear and bust on over to the flip side.

It is there and only there that we may start the tin-foil hat revolution!

Let's bust the move!

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com/Book/ShowBiz/mother_courage_rope_std.jpg

-AlexHall74

[3o3]

See - I am the normal member of this family.

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Alex, that picture reminds me of my youthful days frollicking
around in parks, except there was alot more worms and also;
the world was ruled by ruthless chipmunks with smelly feet.

Ah those where the days.

Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:
http://www.info.gov.hk/gia/general/200401/20/chart-e.gif

[3o3]

Errr.. intresting information.

[Hollowcell]

Just when I thought the forum had reached the pinacle of craziness, I become overwhelmed at just how fucked up the people here are!

Keep up the good work! :D

And just to add a little something to this thread.....

http://home2.worldonline.es/ivanrosr/fotos/condom.jpg

[jasedee]

Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:
http://www.info.gov.hk/gia/general/200401/20/chart-e.gif
Thats some funny shit! Thanks mate....got a good larf from that unrelated chart :)

LMFAO :lol:

[Juho L]

Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:

Classic!

[3o3]

HC: Bawahahahaha. That's just wrong.

[AlexHall74]

Electronic Supersonic wrote:
Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:
http://www.info.gov.hk/gia/general/200401/20/chart-e.gif


I must cry foul!

Someone re-titled my chart and called it their own! BASTARDS!

That chart is actually my Daily Bowel Movement Activity Chart from December of 2001 to December of 2003.

As you can see I held it from April 02' to December 03' and have been releasing regularly ever since.

And it's not the "Composite Consumer CPI" as the plagiarist states; it should read "Alex's Crap Production Index."

The lower line is the decrease in my immediate neighbors; I've kind of cleared the yard with all this shit, no pun intended.

Electronic Supersonic I do not hold you accountable for the foul actions of these Internet plagiarists; you are but an innocent victim much as myself.

What is this world coming to?

HC, that is one f*%#ed up cartoon Bro! 8O

BWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

-AlexHall74

[3o3]

Supersonic; I just wonder why you are looking at charts like that. Esp since it's alex bowel-movement chart.

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Just when I thought the forum had reached the pinacle of craziness, I become overwhelmed at just how fucked up the people here are!

HC:
The frequency which that is said after someone met or chatted with me
is alarmingly high. Therefore I propose that we elect me as Grand Pumba -
Ruler of Nothing, Destroyer of snacks & other mildly tasty treats so I
could counteract this threat to society. My first act would be to order
the building of threehundred and one anthills so we have a place to
retreat to when the allies get here.

hey, I know that girl from somewhere!

AlexHall74:
I find your claim strange as I found that chart in the possession of
this man:
http://hem.passagen.se/kattmor/slosalkow.jpg

Don't worry though, he's at a kennel right now awaiting a
family to take care and nurture him back to full health until
such time he is deemed fit to return to his wild habitat; the office.

Edit: why the hell do I have this picture on my HD!?

[AlexHall74]

Supersonic,

The man whom you found to be in posession of my Bowel Movement Frequency Chart is wanted by Interpol for his heinous acts.

This fiend is the Evil Professor Hehmroid Von PoopyButt!

http://hem.passagen.se/kattmor/slosalkow.jpg

He must be stopped before you build your 301 anthill empire!

I had to publish my bowel movement frequency chart as it was the only way I could stop him from lurking about the premises of my residence and diverting the flow of my home's sewer pipes.

And WHY would this evil, foul man do such things???

Because he is in partnership with this man:

http://www.cheekycomedy.co.uk/images-2003-may20th/comedy-freaks-outing2.jpg

It is best for us all if we never find out why these fiends are after our poopy; hopefully Prof. Von PoopyButt will have a long stay at the kennel and be disallowed from the pursuance of global fecal hoarding.

These are dark times indeed...

[3o3]

This thread is insane. What the hell are you guys surfing around on for sites?

I am gonna have some serious nightmares tonight

[Ausa]

Now I cant sleep... 8O


so sick! lol

[Hollowcell]

That chart is actually my Daily Bowel Movement Activity Chart from December of 2001 to December of 2003.

As you can see I held it from April 02' to December 03' and have been releasing regularly ever since.



http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

Interesting, very interesting.

[3o3]

Oh man, i am about to eat breakfast for fake sake.

Well, with coffee i am always regular.

[AlexHall74]

Yes HC, The Stainless Steel Westcott ruler is about the only trustworthy source for long term fecal analysis.

This month I am ingesting huge quantities of Bentonite clay in an effort to clean my system out and, hopefully as a bonus, create one monster submarine turd.

My coffee just hit me, Gotta' Go!

I am SO hungover today...
...too much vodka, too much lemonade..AAAIIYYEEEAAHHH!!!!

http://www.download2me.com/pictures/poopy%20pants.jpg

[3o3]

I am SO hungover today...
...too much vodka, too much lemonade..AAAIIYYEEEAAHHH!!!!

That's what you get when you drink vodka.

-"Why thank you, captain obvious!"
-"You are welcome mate"

Mmm. Coffee and/or Irish Coffee.

[Hollowcell]

Yes HC, The Stainless Steel Westcott ruler is about the only trustworthy source for long term fecal analysis.


And lets face it, when you want to measure something this important, price is not an issue. Wescott aren't the cheapest, but they certainly are the best.

http://blog.egomania.nu/monkeymouth.jpg

[3o3]

HC: I'd love to have teeth like that. Ever since i was a young lad and watched Jaws in James Bond movies i wanted teeth like that.

I was getting two gold teeth before since my front teeth is all messed up (I was in a play-fight when i was younger and landed on the teeth first when i was tripped by my friend) so i got dracula-teeth (well, some plastic right now so it kinda looks normal)

[ElectronicSupersonic]

Oh why does this board vanish every night on about three AM?
Is my popularity vastly outgrowing the population of Rwanda
to such a degree that the U.N found it necessary to thwart my plans
of a new icecream with "Human Flesh"[tm] flavour in it's infancy?

Or is it simply on vacation with Elvis on a romantic island somewhere?

We'll start the day with this gold-nugget:
http://www.karisplayground.com/comics/fbb02.jpg

Closely follow by:

http://www.eselkunst.com/vcl/Artists/Chris-Goodwin/Oldstuff/lick.gif

Ready, set - MASTURBATE!

http://www.studioz.tv/images/log/ninja.jpg

[AlexHall74]

BRO, Those teeth are righteous!

HC wrote:
And lets face it, when you want to measure something this important, price is not an issue. Wescott aren't the cheapest, but they certainly are the best.

BWAAAHHHH!!!!

Yup, there is no way I am skimping in this department. I will not buy a cheap synth; I will not buy a cheap turd ruler. I am a man of high standards!

I got Richard Keel's (Jaws from 007) autograph years ago at a car show.
He's a big bastard, very tall and broad, still as an older man.

3o3 wrote:
That's what you get when you drink vodka.

-"Why thank you, captain obvious!"
-"You are welcome mate"

Mmm. Coffee and/or Irish Coffee.

That's the third I told you so today..you people suck! :wink:

303, those metal teeth would be a kick ass fashion statement!

I say we start a collection now, if we raise enough money YOU HAVE TO GET THE TEETH!

Deal?

FYI:
Electronic Supersonic's cartoon just kicked my hangover into overdrive; I am amongst folk of the darkest of evils!

Mother of God!

-AlexHall74

[3o3]

I got Richard Keel's (Jaws from 007) autograph years ago at a car show.
He's a big bastard, very tall and broad, still as an older man.

He really looks like an monster (no, not like a monster in that way - but if he'd work as an mafia-hitman i'd shit my pants if he'd come to claim some money from me). But however do envy you for meeting him, that would be really nice.

That's the third I told you so today..you people suck

No no no, i don't suck - i lick.

303, those metal teeth would be a kick ass fashion statement!

Yes, and it's cool as hell to have teeth like that.

I say we start a collection now, if we raise enough money YOU HAVE TO GET THE TEETH!

Deal?


I wouldn't mind having such teeth acctually! Too bloody expensive thou to get them + Ausa probaby wouldn't be so happy about it but i know there teeth that work in that way that you can take them out (and still have your real teeth under the metall) if i ever get enough money i'll buy myself some blingbling-teeth.

[3o3]

Speaking of which; http://triplexgoldteeth.com/

http://triplexgoldteeth.com/images/T%200092.jpg <- those was really nice.

http://www.anonym.to/?http://biggiejerseys.tripod.com/Stewie_Dissin_50_Cent.avi

[AlexHall74]

Those teeth are the Schizzle! 8)

-AlexHall74

[3o3]

Those teeth are the Schizzle

Abit too expensive thou for me. well next year maybe. h?h

[Hollowcell]

Teenage mutant ninja turltes, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles. Now why did that pop into mind? 8O

[AlexHall74]

I will never think of Teenage, Mutant, Ninja Buttholes..I mean Turtles, as a cartoon again. 8O

How in the hell did someone think:

"OK, I'll put the old T.M.N. Turtle mask on with a cowboy hat, and then I'll jam my hand up your butt and take a picture!"

Very disturbing at 7:14 AM...

-AlexHall74

[Panopticon]

Well, this is the only possible thread where the following might be suitable. Be sure to scroll through all the pics:

http://fusker.lewww.com/index.php?lid=451433&query=adultcities&special=preview

Now shouldn't you get back to what you were doing?

[Merlot]

Panopticon,
Man do I feel violated. THat was wrong, and I was wrong! 8O

[Hollowcell]

Well, this is the only possible thread where the following might be suitable. Be sure to scroll through all the pics:

http://fusker.lewww.com/index.php?lid=451433&query=adultcities&special=preview

Now shouldn't you get back to what you were doing?

Hehehe! Classic build up, then bang!

To all that may be wanting to check this forum at work; Don't click the link above! 8O

[AlexHall74]

Holy Transsexuals Batman!

8O

The Virus Forum has become a freak show!

[jasedee]

Panopticon,
Man do I feel violated. THat was wrong, and I was wrong! 8O
Well....apart from the cock, she had a fine ass! And a nice rack too....

[3o3]

Holy Transsexuals Batman!

Argh blargh!.. HAHAHAHAHA.. I just watched two episodes of that old batman-show. and that comment was just wrong since me and ausa has been laughing thru the show.

We all know what the batcave really is, dont we?

http://www.batman.com/images/batcave.jpg (http://tranzine.democlub.com/13/hairy.jpg)

Well....apart from the cock, she had a fine ass! And a nice rack too....

Paperbag, vase and off we go for an night of fun and adrenaline-kicks!