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acid1
27.03.2006, 06:22 AM
Here is a funny story:

October 2004 - acid1 tries to buy a virus c
November 2004 - sweetwater tells acid1 the virus has been disconninued but a new product is being announced and he is put on the list
December 2004 - acid1 reads about the access virus ti, starts payment on it, hopes to get it soon
January 2005-October 2005 acid1 waits
October 2005- acid1 buys a roland vsynth instead
November 2005 - ti's come out, acid1 tries to ignore it


March 2006...
acid1 goes to a guitar center and sees a virus ti on a shelf. He spends 2 hours there going thru all the banks of sounds, just tweaking stuff from the preview option on the rack mount version which is attached to a guitar amp with analog 1/4inch plugs. acid1 of course falls inlove with the raw power of the ti, and starts making deep growling bass tones with hyper saws which scare everyone else out of the pro audio room. acid1 falls inlove with the ti and is now sad he didn't wait for the ti, and is too broke to buy one

:cry:

dr. orange
27.03.2006, 07:08 AM
acid1 might consider selling his vsynth on ebay and buy the virus he's in love with instead

The girl next door
27.03.2006, 07:46 AM
Acid1 keeps his V-Synth and doesn't go out partying on weekends and saves his money while waiting for 1.1 to come out...If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

aisling
27.03.2006, 09:55 AM
Here is a funny story:

October 2004 - acid1 tries to buy a virus c
November 2004 - sweetwater tells acid1 the virus has been disconninued but a new product is being announced and he is put on the list
December 2004 - acid1 reads about the access virus ti, starts payment on it, hopes to get it soon
January 2005-October 2005 acid1 waits
October 2005- acid1 buys a roland vsynth instead
November 2005 - ti's come out, acid1 tries to ignore it


March 2006...
acid1 goes to a guitar center and sees a virus ti on a shelf. He spends 2 hours there going thru all the banks of sounds, just tweaking stuff from the preview option on the rack mount version which is attached to a guitar amp with analog 1/4inch plugs. acid1 of course falls inlove with the raw power of the ti, and starts making deep growling bass tones with hyper saws which scare everyone else out of the pro audio room. acid1 falls inlove with the ti and is now sad he didn't wait for the ti, and is too broke to buy one

:cry:

Acid1 takes to much acid and goes bezerk :wink:

Timo
27.03.2006, 11:37 AM
Acid1 decides to retain his sanity by not buying an alpha test synth, and instead saves up and buys the real Ti when it comes out, ie. Ti2! :D

nailgun23
27.03.2006, 12:51 PM
Acid1 takes too much acid and believes that he is the TI.

Cheers, Nailgun

dr. orange
27.03.2006, 03:24 PM
edit_ nevermind

TOTAL
27.03.2006, 04:54 PM
how does vsynth feel on acid?

aisling
27.03.2006, 05:05 PM
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

acid1
28.03.2006, 04:24 AM
lol acid1 laughs at the above comments, acid1 things you guys are funny

acid1 also thinks the hardware in the virus ti is just fine

Hollowcell
28.03.2006, 09:31 AM
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D

jasedee
28.03.2006, 10:06 AM
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D
Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

Khazul
28.03.2006, 11:32 AM
If Acid1 finds out that 1.1 is a floop Acid1 spends all his money he has saved on his Girlfriend who is very happy :D

Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D
Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

Please - not tub girl again...

Hollowcell
28.03.2006, 11:33 AM
Then Acid one realizes his girlfriend isn't the one, breaks up and contemplates selling his own arse to fund the cash for a TI. 8O :D
Mate... how come your comments always end up with some situation with poo, or butt-pounding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ???????

I blame the Ausi school system! So does my father I think. :D

TOTAL
28.03.2006, 12:52 PM
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

and where are you at?

BTW haven't been using for a long time. Last time I tried to "test" Roland MC-909 and it (909) was dissappointing while otherwise it (909) was fine.

Looks like I now prefer without (acid).

aisling
28.03.2006, 04:44 PM
how does vsynth feel on acid?

can you share some of that acid with the rest of us (or at least lil old me) :idea:

and where are you at?

BTW haven't been using for a long time. Last time I tried to "test" Roland MC-909 and it (909) was dissappointing while otherwise it (909) was fine.

Looks like I now prefer without (acid).

:lol: :lol: The only acid I get now day's is hydrochloric acid HCL from indigestion......
I am in northern CALI........close to Humbolt

aisling
28.03.2006, 10:14 PM
Acid1 takes too much acid and believes that he is the TI.

Cheers, Nailgun

I don't think the acid is that good anymore, somebody correct me if i'm wrong. 8)

TOTAL
29.03.2006, 12:24 AM
Yeah, I had the same impression although I must have tried stuff from a different factory (Poland).

I tried the existing mc-909 projects, listened for a while and decided it was a waste of time. So I did yoga instead.

acid1
29.03.2006, 01:01 AM
you can google it, basically two fo the biggest chemists got arrested like 3 years ago who were making it for all of usa since the 70s.

now if you want it, you have to get it from the UK where there are some people now who are making very strong but very expensive stuff

aisling
29.03.2006, 01:53 AM
Yeah, I had the same impression although I must have tried stuff from a different factory (Poland).

I tried the existing mc-909 projects, listened for a while and decided it was a waste of time. So I did yoga instead.

8) 8) 8) I am glad to hear it, yoga (as well as some static contraction excesise....weight lifting(not powder puff big bicep bodybuilding))
will take you further than any drug......having seen it from both sides.....

aisling
29.03.2006, 04:33 AM
now if you want it, you have to get it from the UK where there are some people now who are making very strong but very expensive stuff..........

NOW THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE FUN........
I will say this, if you ever have the opportunity to climb the empire state building in NY or the equivalent anywhere else in the word for a nice "acidic" sunset...........it makes for a nice job 8)

Khazul
29.03.2006, 07:47 AM
Ive spent the night on top of one of the great pyramids in egypt (the one with a flat top) when I was a kid - that was a hell of a sun rise :)

jasedee
29.03.2006, 10:10 AM
Sunset at 5000 meters in the Himalayas was pretty cool! No acid needed...

aisling
29.03.2006, 03:53 PM
Sunset at 5000 meters in the Himalayas was pretty cool! No acid needed...
Ive spent the night on top of one of the great pyramids in egypt (the one with a flat top) when I was a kid - that was a hell of a sun rise :)

Yes the pyramids are cool, I used to live in the middle east.
Someday I'll get to the Himalayas..........

No acid needed for those two wonders...........

Gopal
29.03.2006, 09:08 PM
But just imagine all the amazing vibes you would pick up on if you did take some in one of those places 8O

The girl next door
29.03.2006, 09:08 PM
Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxanne_Shante-Sharp_as_a_knife.mp3
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aisling
29.03.2006, 11:10 PM
Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxanne_Shante-Sharp_as_a_knife.mp3
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: after of course having listened to aislings acid incuded tracks

TOTAL
01.04.2006, 11:45 PM
Girl, this number reminds me of one of the new Prodigy songs.

Did you allow 'em to copy yar ideas?

Timo
02.04.2006, 01:09 PM
Acid1 chills out and listens to one of the best Acid records ever
http://www.thegirlnextdoor.de/Roxanne_Shante-Sharp_as_a_knife.mp3
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Lol, aciiid