Nah! i wont edit anything.. I dont feel ashamed for this mate.. i've done a couple of stupid things when i was drunk and i felt really bad for them and in comparison this is just funny.. :D
Even so if _someone_ ever feel bad for posting on this forum really drunk remeber this: My brothers and i and a couple of friends where going to a party. When we first got there it was really boring so what we did was that started drinking _ALOT_ and my friend got really (i mean) _REALLY_ drunk, the first thing he does is that he pukes over the girl hes intrested in right after that -mm, fuck i got puke on my shoe.. wheres the bathroom.. right after that he starts to cry like a little baby and screams "where the fuck am i? am i going to die?!?!?" since he puked some redliquid which he thought was blood. _I_ was the one helping him in to the bathroom and getting him in to the shower (with hes clothes on) after showered him with freezing water i went outside to take an beer since he was puking all over the place - me and my brother heard a scream so we went in to the apartment and what do we? my friend bending over trying to take on his shoes - but he had taken off his clothes in the shower.. and the best part is probably that he does this exactly when a group of girls just are coming to the party (25 girls) and he stands there trying to get hes shoes and fall over startes to puke again and crying... HAHAHAHAHA, best story evor.. all true - i even left out alot.. but if you ever feel bad for posting on this forum just think of my friend.. :P
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