I'd like to apologise
 

to everyone I've ever offended on this forum.

Seriously. I know there've been a few.

Maybe I'm an old and bitter bastard, but I meant it in good humour.

I'm sorry.

You cunts.

Hey boys. Shall we have an Infekted meet up one day? Anyone up for it? All welcome to my place, but how about a weekend in Amsterdam next year maybe?

An Infekted weekend in Amsterdam would be a riot.

I'm game; count me in!

Maybe such a trip would cheer your grumpy, old ass up.

Fuck you man, I'm fed up with your bullshit. Apologising? Who the fuck do you think you are, mother fucker?

And I'm up for the meet as long as you are paying for the tickets :)

what the hell is going on here?

who are you? and what have you done to matsa?

Yes, please return the real Matsa ASAP!

Have you had a near death experience or something mate? Why this sudden need to correct your karmic realignment?

Wadafak. I should add a section to the forum rules that any kind of apologising is strictly forbidden as a complete waste of time and effort. If we are going to have a meeting in Amsterdam someone is going to die on the trip for sure.

This thread makes me ponder.....
I hope I don't turn into a nancy boy when I get old!

Maybe it's due to the fact that once a man passes his prime he realizes that he can not whip someone's arse like he used to, then he decides to mend his bridges before he gets trampled. Could you shed a little light on this for us Matsa?

I really have to say that this is no doubt the best set of deduction you've ever done. It's all purely logical and flawless.

Speaking of whipping someone's arse there's nothing wrong in sadism. Besides many submissives like older masters/mistresses, so I think it's cooking well for Matsa on that area.

Cherry of a post Steve!

ROFLMAO! :lol:

Holy crap.. I've been gone for a few hours and the board goes insane.. And not good insane but bad "The Shining"-insane.

I think Steve's onto something here!

Re: I'd like to apologise
 

I'm up 4 it!! its only a couple of hours down the "frog and Toad" from where i live..

For fuck's sakes. It was a joke.

But Amstohdam. Oh my bruvvs. Been there many a time. Could be fun, yes? Easter?

Edit:
My eyesight is clearly past its prime, and I'd like to apologise to god for calling him a motherfucker because of that. But the fact that I may run into the supreme being is incomparable to meeting anyone on here. Apart from Alex.
He's got a great body. I'm really afraid enough weed and Amsterdam will make me bi-curious enough.
Maybe one of us will not make it back alive..

2nd Edit:
Stevo is defo in the wrong job. Far too insightful. You could charge $$$$ in some countries for that. Nice one!

<makes mental note...>