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jasedee 07.01.2010 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Subatomic (Post 294963)
I take it this is where the freaks gather?

That would be correct! ;) Welcome to UAVF Off Topic.

jasedee 07.01.2010 10:05 AM

Alex - How does one go about obtaining real man boobies like yours? My chest is still as flat as when I was a kid. I would post pics, but people may think I was posting child porn.

Are you all natural, or did you hit the roids?

AlexHall74 08.01.2010 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jasedee (Post 294970)
Alex - How does one go about obtaining real man boobies like yours? My chest is still as flat as when I was a kid. I would post pics, but people may think I was posting child porn.

Are you all natural, or did you hit the roids?

Jase, my dear brother,

I kid you not, I have been lifting weights for 20 years.

My chest is actually a weak area of my physique. My legs are ridiculpus, they are like Olympic sprinters, always have been.

All I can tell you is to eat very healthy, workout like a barbarian at least three times per week, and do it for a 5 year span, and see what ahppens.

The roids are not the way to go. I've tried every supplement at the health food store, and each has their use.

I did a cycle of straight up testosterone when I was 22 years old, 8 weeks of testosterone, and I lost all I gained within 8 weeks of stopping it. So, I can tell you, that is not the way to go. It is a temporary fix, and it will kill you eventually.

I know one guy whose kidneys shut down because he used that shit all the time, with no time off, for too long (we're talking 5-8 years) and I don't want to see anyone e3nd up on dialysis like he has.

The only way to do it is over time.

PM me if you want some pointers, but don't do anythintg stupid, you're too good a guy to fuck yourself up. :)

Cheers Brother!

-Alex

3o3 09.01.2010 07:18 PM

Jase: 'Roids are for losers.. Haven't you ever seen that excellent message on arcademachines -"Winners do not use drugs". ;)

Alex: Those pecs are huge and while really.. I mean really just checking your muscular body out I started to laugh as I remembered one of my favourite childrens show; "Ren & Stimpy" and esp. Powder Toast Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8 <- that really reminds me of Alex! ;)

I've been hitting those weights since April -09 and I've begun riding ye olde bike (atleast 30km / 4-5 times / week). I want those muscles baby and hopefully I'll be somewhere smaller than you in about 4-5 years!

AlexHall74 13.01.2010 03:01 PM

Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaaaan!

That is truly hilarious!

Thanks for that, Sebastian. ;)

I love Ren and Stimpy, must download soon...

Cheers all! :D

3o3 15.01.2010 06:29 AM

Ren and Stimpy rocks.. I've got the first three seasons on my computer. Nova loves it aswell even if she doesn't understand a single word they say she loves it. It makes me very proud! Hoho.

Change your avatar mate!

jasedee 16.01.2010 09:59 AM





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