Right. NEW topic. Who's the best on here at English?
 

Fucking right. ME.

Therefore, I should be made a moderator of this board. Any fucking spelling, punctuation or grammar mistakes will be ironed out QUICK SHARP.

Now, maybe some of you don't speak English as your native language. Maybe some of you are American or Australian even.

That's not your fault.

Just cos you were born into a less than perfect environment does not mean you have to carry that guilt around forever.

Hey. Kraut mates. Cmon. Fucking vote for me. Same goes for you spics, degos, frogs, ah.. c'mon. It doesn't matter. Even if you are a useless fekkin female, VOTE MATSA NOW.

I am d?r b?st in ?ngelsk!

Me so horny! Me love you long time!

Re: Right. NEW topic. Who's the best on here at English?
 

Yeah mate,WHATEVER...I think most forum users also have Microsoft word...Muppet :!: :lol: :wink:

Maybe you have, but how's your syntax, grammar and puctuation?

Vote for me and you'll find out fucking quickly.

Have a cigar, btw, GND.

Already voted a couple of days ago for someone English,Timo..

Alex has the best command of English here Matsa. He knows it, you know it.

And stop telling lies regarding your foot size! :D

EDIT: Written English that is.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you for the support, Steve.

My drunken, spoken English is almost as good as my written English.

;)

:oops: I'm as guilty as a Tory minister in bed with his 15 year-old boyfriend. :oops:

Please forgive me.. :oops: