Week's holiday here..
 

Schools are closed this week for "skiing holiday"

Ho-hum.. What to do...?

Lucky bastard!

When I lived in Alaska they wouldn't give us a holiday even when 4 ft of snow fell in a day. Two feet in an hour.

Only time we can get an undocumented holiday is when terrorists attack.

Call in sick more often, Ian.

That would mean I'd have to become employed. And I'm entirely too lazy for that.;)

Ah! Very wise of you, sir. Work being the curse of the drinking classes and all that.

I'd do some music, but our poor little puppy, Wendy, is poorly. Ahh. She puked all over the sofa last night, bless her.

Schoolkids in Stockholm have their "Sportlovsvecka" next week.

I really don't care or mind as it doesn't do anything for me

Maybe if you stopped letting the poor little puppy perform fellatio on you her tummy would calm down. You should at least give her antacid before letting her service your unit. Come on, you know better.

:)

Thats the gayest dog I've ever seen... grow a pair matt!

She's so beautiful.. I love her to bits. Even though she totally ruined the sofa last night, I don't care.
She's been off her food for 3 days but she finally ate a few slices of roast chicken about an hour ago.
Daddy's likkle angel. xxxx
Here's an old one of me and my last dog:

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

BWAHHHH!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!