Feelin ma Sortish aksint kamin orn
 

Fekk. Off te the fekkin shop fer some more fuud.

Fekk. Fancy sem fekkin pizza.

Bastard. And sem fekkin bastad melk.

Hi. Anyone else for a Scottish shopping list?

BWWWAAHHHHH!!!!!

Don't forget sheep skin condoms.

Fuck off Alex. This is serious.

Ah get fekkin him.

Neh fekkinh thanks te yez cunts.

Fekk. Got sem cheps and beers and shite.

So, how are the rest of you?

Eat shit you fucking Englishman.

You are the son of a prostitute.

Lick my ass you piece of shit.

Go stuff your wallet up your ass and shop until you vomit.