Could this be the perfect...
 

Woman?

She is:
*very, very hot
*young and fit
*really quick witted and funny
*nymphomaniac
*Not only nympho but fantastic in the sack
*loves to sit on my knee and play on synths in the studio
*Lets me take naked photos of her
*doesn't want a serious relationship

Send her over my way!

;)

WOW!!!

Naked pictures of wives and girlfriends have historically been permitted on this forum, please continue the tradition...

;)

Congratulations!

I've been thinking about getting her to do that. I'm thinkin rackmount bassstation rather than a big ol virus though ;)

I'll ask her next time she's over for a shagathon

Picsorstfu!!!

Standard Innit.

Next month; "It was the worst woman.. ever!" as you have falled head over heals in love with this girl and she doesn't want a relationship.. Hehe

Pics pics pics.. Holding sign "Infekted.org" or something!

let's make a change... I'll send you mine:

She is:
*very, very hot... when I'm tired and I want to sleep
*young and fit... maybe some years ago
*really quick witted and funny... when she sleeps
*nymphomaniac... see point 1
*Not only nympho but fantastic in the sack (sorry my bad english do not permit to understand this sentence...:-( )
*loves to sit on my knee (poor me) and doesn't play on synths in the studio
*Doesn't lets me take naked photos of her
*wants only a serious relationship asking every 3 seconds about our future, home, pets...

Regards, Lorenzo

Nympho= Sexmaniac(wants/Needs sex all the time)
Sack=Slangword for Bed

eh eh eh I understood nympho... I had some problem with Sack... sadly I do not understand slang :-( (nor english :-P)

I'm worried about the quick-witted part, Gopal mate.

Get rid asap.