Let's guess tomorrow's news
 

15 dead in Iraq suicide bombing.

George W. Bush chokes on a salt pretsel and this time he dies...

Benedetto XVI dances Lambada with Zeta Jones.

Something generally positive

LOL! xlr8ter's gonna call us all cunts for that.

<You heard it here first>

Lorenzo. Me and Alex are coming to stay with you and cook linguine for the whole village and do the virgin thing.

Count me in too!

I love a good pasta

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will will deny the holocaust for the billionth time and also claim iran is not affraid to use their nukes

LOL at my own personal stalker trying his new trolling tactics on me in an obvious attempt to squeeze at least a little piece of a negative reply out of my keyboard. Well it's not that easy young man, isn't it? Yeah that's right, it wasn't. Don't lose your faith, maybe one day you'll succeed.

Jase, would that be a great topic for your movie company, or what? 3 blokes who've never met go to an Italian village to cook linguine and have sex with teenage girls?