How to make Hawkwind sounds
 

1. Put dog in microwave for 10 secs.
2. Place dog in washing machine.
3. midi out to midi in.
4. Set to 40deg C
5. Set Shure SM57.
6. Kick kids out of laundry despite protestations.
7. Press go an EVERYTHING.
8. Get "Platinum" review on Future Music.