I've got a girl named Ramalamalamalamadingdong
 

Actually, no I don't.

I love America. One day I'm going to visit Alex, steal his new puppy dog and feed it to alligators as me and his wife speed on our way to Las Vegas with his credit cards.

Umm.. We've had this thread before..

OK. THEN.. I return to Florida and get sent to Death Row, become a Christian and Tom Cruise busts me out 2 days before my 83rd birthday. Then I fuck off to Amsterdam for a big joint with my rightful $20M. I then get my balls sewn back on and have 7 children... No fuck that. I don't want any more children. I then buy a gun and.. No, that's not right. I then visit Hollowcell and laugh at his crap studio.. No. Wait. I then fly to San Francisco to see if Jase's boyfri... No. Fuck that. I then realise that GONG really are the most mental band EVOH evoh ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oM06hF1oQ

OVM . . . I want to party with you !!

Shit, you really have lost it haven't you Matsa? We knew it was on the cards, but none of us expected it to be so soon!

Hey speaking of cards....
What the fuck ever happened to that X-Mas card we had going around for Drammy?!

EDIT: Found the Xmas card Blog thing and am going to start a new thread!!

My new dog would tear your throat into bloody shreds. She's a vicious little pug!

You sick fucker...trying to steal my new puppy dog.

Steven, you big derr. He got the bleeding card. Loads of us signed it. You were too comatose on saki and smelly daipers to notice.