Rate my English
 

Cos it's definitely shit.

Had to write an email today to a very very lovely English student of mine. She had a fever last week and couldn't make her lesson. So. Instead of writing:

How are you feeling today?

I wrote:

Hoare you feeling today?

Bloody hell. I've just noticed it and I bloody sent it.

d'oh... don't rate mine though... it's even worse.
regards, Lorenzo

A some sort of freudian slip?

Juho, you must capitalize the "F" in "Freudian."

You Finnish dipshit...

Youse is all shit at the speeling

Alex, you must spell "capitalise" with "s".

You American dipshit...

Mayhem! :)

Nice comeback, Juho.

Hi Timo. It's all go on here. But we are musicians and we do need to swear every now and then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsISf...eature=related

Fuck that! I'm an American, not an Englishman.

Capitalise, colour, and blonde are not used in American English, so fuck you.

:)

You say potatoes and I say potatoes
You say tomatoes and I say tomatoes

Many years ago my band used to play that to great laffs when Frank our singer would pronounce potatoes and potatoes exactly the same. Ditto tomatoes / tomatoes.

Oh. Let's call the whole thing off!

Then he'd get another laugh at the end by asking "Who the fuck says pe-TAAH-toes anyway?"