The best TV-shop product ever
 

I want one!



"It takes the work out from work day!". That's completely true, especially when you try to do SMD soldering or brain surgery. "It takes the SMD out from SMD soldering!", "It takes the precision out from precision mechanics!". One can make up millions of new slogans.

Hey, I wonder if we gather a mass order we could get some discount!

Is it a Poo Inducing Magic Bullet?

I think its more a vomit inducing Magic Bullet.

Hmm... Maybe I should design a chair-like contraption that simply rotates around generating serious head spin. "Are you fed up with high price of alcohol? Does booze taste bad? No worries!". My machine would spin a person around for few minutes and then realease the victim to a random direction. Instant total pissup simulator! For the people looking for more than a plain dizziness and nausea, the contraption could be set on a top of stairs and program the machine to hurl the user down the stairs. And what's best: No hangover!