Present from a student of mine
 

Anka from Poland is a sweet gal. She's about 20 and an au-pair for a Finnish/Polish couple here. They must be fucking rich.
Why?
Cos they fuck off to Rome and all sorts of Holy Roman Catholic places all the time!
3 weeks ago they went to Lourdes in France. That's where they've got the holy water, cos Mary appeared there one day. Not many saw this, but enough.
So, since then, the water is fucking WAYYYY holy. Anka bought me a (plastic) bottle back. I washed my dick in it today, but still no change.
Will post update tomorrow.

LOL...
did she bring u a sausage and some pierogi as well?

Hmm.. Had to wiki for the Pierogi. Looks good.. And some Polish sausage.. I'll have some of that, yes. Btw, Finnish sausages are fucking terrible.

I'll ask Anka to make me some pirogi. She's already kinda hinted she'd like to go on a date. I'll just cut the crap and bring her straight round here. Honey. Here's the kitchen. Shout when it's ready.

Just realised that there's the Finnish "Piirakka" which in Swedish is "Pierog" I think. Yeah, same kind of idea. Finnish Piirakka are just baked and are half open. Not at all bad though freshly made with some egg butter and parsley:
http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karjalanpiirakka

I went to Lourdes many years ago to help people with UNITALSI, it was a quite strange experience cos the work was very hard and stay so many hours a day with sick persons, pull they wheelchairs etc etc... but I learnt a lot from that experience, this is another story anyway. What I still clearely remember is the feeling of that place: there is so much faith in the air that you can really taste it, but on the other hands there is a lot of evil too and the night in the city of Lourdes (outside the holy place) seems to be a sort of Sodoma and Gomorra reincarnation. I've seen there may people praying for a miracle for themselves, other badly sick people praying not for themselves but for others... and I've seen a real exorcism too... don't think to the film, the real thing is really terrifying, and when I saied myself "ok, she doesn't turn har had 360 degrees so this isn't frighten..." I was really shocked by how she could shout loud and over all how a 65 years frail old woman alone could hit a guard with a knock out punch and had to be blocked by 6 people... I think I'll never forget about that.
So maybe the holy whater can be used to wash your dishes but I can assure you that the place where it comes from is really really strange.
regards, Lorenzo

Catholics are ace. If I ever become a Christian it just has to be Catholic.

It's spelled "Pirog". I haven't had one of those in years.. Speaking of sausages.. Happy easter you twinkilidinky twats!

Yay! The fest of fertility! Olkoon Esteri myötämielinen!

Yay! Easter! Be sure to wrap the bunny in tape so you don't split it apart.

OVM, pierogis are way too high in carbs, it will go straight to your gut, don't do it. Just have the girl over and ask her to wear a nurse uniform.

:)

i am eating pierogi as i write - home made - yummy!

Recipe please Adrian!