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GCS 5000!

(GCS = Grilled cheeze sandwich). This name is great because when you get famous you can acctually release a toastmachine and it will get some free PR from your name.

"Do like the tranceartist GCS himself, grill your sandwich with the all new GCS 5000-machine..."

"Tired of burnt toast, slobby sandwiches that tastes like rubber? Introducing the all new toaster that star/hot tranceartist GCS 5000 helped develop and is using himself for breakfast, lunch and dinner! With this piece of magic you'll never get a burnt toast, slobby sandwiches again!.. Here's how to order your new favorite electrig gadget for your kitchen. Order within 10 minutes and you'll get a free book of tranceartist GCS 'How to cook pasta in 10 different ways'. Hold on there is more you'll even get a $2 discount on the next hit from GCS 5000!!"

"I can't cook as my husband knows, and he got so tired of me trying to make beutiful and delicious sandwiches for dinner so he got me this new 'gadget' which off course is so easy to setup and use.. just plug the chord in and wait 10 seconds and you'll have the most delicious green-glowing sandwhich you'd ever had in your life..! worried of dishes? haha - don't be, just take your ordinary flamethrower - shoot short burst of fire onto the plate and look it's like brandnew all this because of the new fantastic Ju-Ho-plastic(TM) which was created by kidnapped soviet-scientist 15 years ago."