Hey, you live in a place where its hot all year round, amazing beaches, loads of hot women, your sports teams are actually good at stuff and you have cool animals like kangaroos, wombats and duck billed platapussies

Give my crappy, cold, wet, overtaxed, full of beckham wannabies and teenage mother, benifit frauding, illegal immigrant, run by big eared americas puppet , shithole of an island some joy..
Hey, if I get it first I will do you some jpegs of me opening the box, setting it up, playing it and maybe some mp3 samples....if I ever get off it
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