Ow!
Don't want to jump on 3o3's bandwagon here but I'm pissed.
The company I work for have just been bought out by a fairly large multimational company so we had a big celebration at a not so big theme-park (Lightwater Valley in Ripon - for those living in the UK or those unfortunate enough to have been there!)
Anyway I won an award for some work I did on a project (nice bottle of wine - which I drank within minutes) and then stayed for barbecue and drinks. We also had exclusive use of all the theme park's rides and everything was hunky dorey, 'xcept I spent over 5 minutes thinking "that's weird, this fancy dress outfit is really stinging" (it was a fancy dress party as well). I kept rubbing my back, thinking it was something that the fancy dress people put in the outfits to ensure they are clean. After a while the pain became ubearable and eventually I felt this big lump on my back. I suddenly thought "shit its a wasp!" so I felt round and killed the little fucker in my fingers and then jumped around in pain in the middle of the company meeting!!!
I am sick of making an arse of myself at these company meetings!
Over and out,
Drammy
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