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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar
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