[Old Vantaa Man]

Mine's usually the cheapest in the shop. But if I'm feeling particularly decadent, I'll have a Czech "Budvar." The real Budweiser. We can't get Stella Artois here, but I do like that too. German beer is good, of course. König Pilsner and Diebel's Alt were particular favourites of mine when I lived in Krautland. Damn it, even (Girl Next Door's) DAB is a fine drop. The Schumacher Brewery in Düsseldorf is the only good reason to visit that godforsaken town and any Bavarian Weissbier is always worth a glug.

Stupid Finnish law forbids the sale of any brew over 4.7% proof in the supermarket here. One has to go to the fucking state monopoly booze shop "ALKO" to buy good beer or wine or booze, and it ain't cheap.