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Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Yeah, I eat with chop-sticks, unless I am eating western style food.
I cook using the long ones as well - much better to control than tongs once you get the hang of them.
And Alex, not sure if I use them to beat off with.......
I usually just stick one down the eye, while I use my hand to rub the outside. Does that count?
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Bwaaaahhhh!!!! Of course HC! Bamboo splinters in the shaft of one's member certainly do contribute to an overall, generic definition of masturbation; so long as the other shard of bamboo is kept in good order, e.g. not shoved up your ass. This is a technicality of the most remote order, but I'm sure the judges will let this slide just this once, consdering your voluntary participation in Bamb-Goo.