Feeling for you, truely we are....
The virus - well a nice logo sticker may help band-aid your grief and whynot attempt a case mod - might even start a trend 'Pimp my Virus' who knows.
Screen issue...simple. Remove all posts and evidence its happened.
Get contecnts insurance....wait a while 6-8 weeks and see what accident happens where you need to claim for an item
Like mentioned its all replaceable and fixable....8 fingers, 2 thumbs, eyes and ears....you're good to make music
If all else fails I am informed the following works wonders - put clothes pegs on your nipples, masturbate vigourously, beat yourself with a cheese grater and oops wrong forum...