Sure, I'll make you a site. Your face will be smattered with flying pieces of poo in an animate GIF at the top left of every page, and you credit card number and PIN number will be e-mailed to anyonewho logs on to the site. How's that you ignorant cretin? Do you want it up tomorrow? You'll need a domain name, of course. How about
www.OVMisAfuckingIDIOT.com?
Smooches,
-Alex