the milth in scotland is on the up, but there is a theory.
When you've got a women and they get settled they let themselves go (pear shape!). This is pretty much fact apart from the select few, then there is a rise in divorces and split ups, if this happens to someone close to you watch, the weight just drops right off because they're forces to make an effort to get someone to sleep with them, then they relise that they had let themselves go so they try their best never to let it happen again, female logic.
Women are a pain in the arse, how many times do you almost crash the car trying to get an extra look at that tight top with the football studs sticking out the front
