What's your worst physical injury

[bishopkris40]

Ok mine aren't as good but.

1) When I was younger I was walking over a bridge 12 feet above a footpath (on wrongside of safety barrier) started to speak to someone on the path and body followed my vision, ended up face first in to ground, but bounced and also hit my leg before all coming down in one big heap. Scrapped all the skin off my forehead, samshed my front tooth, woke the next morning to 2 black eyes that were swollen shut. Took 6 weeks to get over the worst. But everyone who saw it still thinks it's the funniest thing ever, (not for me) I now have a slightly squint foot, but only noticed when I tried to snowboard and my foot started to hurt when trying to keep it straight.

2) When enjoing a wank from a girl when I was 17 in my car she got carried away and pulled too hard on my skin, it then ripped from the bit that attatches the foreskin to the top all the way down until it is even. The pain was bad but not half as bad as trying to pee after it. (Explain that to your Mum when she asks whats wrong. I know have something that resemble the skin under a roosters beak.

3)Punched someone and broke my knuckle.

4) Was sitting up the top of a tree, next to a dead one. Friend decided he wanted to come up and see what I was looking at, as he did I had to strech my leg to another branch almost the splits. The prick put all his wait on one of the braches, it snapped and we both fell, all the way down about 25 feet, I hit every branch (with legs still open) I fell in to a field and removed the branches only to feel the dull pain and then feel something dripping, dropped my trousers and My balls were bleeding, but my friend was still up the tree, hanging upside down from the ankle stuck in the tree. I soooo wanted to leave him. Balls ok now (No kidz and 27, hmmm ihope their ok)

5)Took a bad turn on mushrooms in my house, stood at top of stairs in my house and dived head first down them, (You know I think I made it all the way. Smashed up house. Woke up with grazes, cuts, brusies. Broken nose from my dad when he came in and found house smashed. Man I hate mushrooms. Seriously don't mess with wild shrooms (well not a brew with over 1500 in it)

Think that's it