I have a screw loose! (>_<)

[Celestry]

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Her - 'Darling, please, could you move your Access Virus for me, such that I may clean to my heart's content? It would not do to clean around it with my nasty cleaning product, some of which may alight upon your sacred 'board!'

Him - 'Of course, Darling, and how considerate of you to ask me, knowing that my Sweet Polar, Sweet, Sweet Vera, is so precious to me! So much so that my heart was cloven in twain when she came into my life!'

And so it was, friends of a like mind, fellow Infekted, that on that beautiful day of mutual understanding and respect between Man, Woman and Machine, that I happened to move my Sweet Vera, only from one room to another, yet found upon gentle tilt of her, a massive screw was rattling around inside of her!!! A cold dread and sharp fear, at once, swept over me and through me, as I heard this foreign fragment falling fast within my fragile favoured friend!

I have since been in touch with those from whom I purchased her, and Access Support, both of which have requested I send her back whence she came! However, I will not receive a new unit, I will have to wait patiently while they operate on her to remove this offending object!

DAMN IT ALL! (>_<)