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Originally Posted by matsa
And it was the Jews who burned down the Reichstag too mate. Not my words. Adolph's. How many people believed that? Surely, no-one...
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Are you kidding??? Millions believed and still believe that, even billions!
Because Hitler was the guy with a bitching mustache. He has the mustache of all mustaches, and everyone today wishes they had one. Hitler's mustache brings all the boys to the yard. The ancient Aztecs of Atlantis actually worshipped Hitler's mustache as a deity, depicting it as a three-story tall pillar of fire and battery acid. The Aztecs all wished for a way to shave themselves so they had mustaches like Hitlers. In fact, even to this day, if you burn down a synagogue, the only kind of facial hair you will ever be able to grow is a Hitstache. This is why he started Norelco.
Hitler used to house orphan kittens in his mustache, and for this he is known as the greatest humanitarian the world has ever known. Among his great efforts, he liberated Austria from themselves, and invented the Lollipop.
Hitler burnt the jews like he burnt pizza. He came up with an idea to kill all Jews. But that isn't exactly true. In the after life, Hitler asked them if he could have car inserence. Geico was created and he would become the richest man ever, since no jews would be living. But big bad America loved the Jews like Michael Jackson loves little boys. America stops Hitler, who was like "WTF!? HACKERZ!" But America was all like, "Lol, Pwned!"
After that, Hitler was all like, "Okay, I turned emo." Because he was losing the war on Jewish-Jedi war. So he and his girl killed themselves. Well, he told his girl to kill herself and she did. That was because she was pregnaut and that wasn't cool. He didnt want to marry her so he did that. To this day, he has been living underground with the mole people and Pamela Andrewson.
