Alex, 303, Juha, Timo, Drammy

[Old Vantaa Man]

Posts: 2,730

why 730?

You are fucked up, baby.

[AlexHall74]

I can't upload money yet.

How the fuck am I supposed to get ten quid into my USB port, Matt?

You need to call Dick Cheney for the money, Mr. Halliburton...

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Uh... I've heard my name... so if you come here be prepared to be drunk everyday cos here you can taste the best wine!
Regards, Lorenzo
p.s. I have some space to let you sleep in the basament of my house if you will be alive after a "privata tour" (privata is a sort of pub with own wine production... there are one about every 2 km here around... so if you take a car and take a tour of 50 km in a day you will visit 25 "private" and tasting 3 kind of wines per "privata" you'll drink 75 glasses of wine... eh eh eh)

[Old Vantaa Man]

Lorenzo. I was thinking specifically of you and your place.

I want to walk through the olive groves with your grandfather as the mist is rising on another perfect day. Then go with your father to the wine cellar and talk with him about the Roman Empire and Jesus Christ. Then I want to take your 1964 Lambretta for a ride around town, wearing my sunglasses and saying CIOA to the old grandmothers in their black clothes. Then I shall cook Linguine for the whole village and the virgins of your neighbours will be offered to me in thanks.

CMON. Let's sell this fucking board.

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spacebucks?

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Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Lorenzo. I was thinking specifically of you and your place.

I want to walk through the olive groves with your grandfather as the mist is rising on another perfect day. Then go with your father to the wine cellar and talk with him about the Roman Empire and Jesus Christ. Then I want to take your 1964 Lambretta for a ride around town, wearing my sunglasses and saying CIOA to the old grandmothers in their black clothes. Then I shall cook Linguine for the whole village and the virgins of your neighbours will be offered to me in thanks.

CMON. Let's sell this fucking board.

AH AH AH! no olives here... but you can see a lot of vineyard, I'm in the northern east of Italy, on the border with Slovenia. I don't have a Lambretta but you can chose between a FIAT 500 and an old Vespa (similar to the Lambretta). About grandmothers... no black clothes in the northern Italy... I'm sorry but you can cook Linguine and if you can find some virgins girls around here you will be welcome!
Regards, Lorenzo