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Old 06.11.2007, 07:44 PM
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I think I just wet my pants...
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Regrettably, no nailing occurred during this less than fortuitous evening, mi-lord.
If the bitch isn't putting out it's no wonder she got the bash.
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Jasaedee and Ledge, you guys are fucking harsh!
I was tame compared to you both.
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On a side note:

Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: The stain on the front of your trousers

Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: Hearing her pelvis snap

Disclaimer: In no way do I condone the act of adults having sex with children... but Steve & Alex love that shit
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Sick bastard! Hearing her pelvis snap? I'm finished with 16 year olds.
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I always wondered what that noise was!
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so OVM, did you ever end up seeing her again?
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Not yet. I'm off to the bar now.
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Good luck with the chase Matsa, and good luck getting it up at your age as well.
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Why, thank you Steve. I left my erection in a hotel in Majorca around 1998. I think it was there, cos I ain't seen it since.
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