Posting in OT while sober is a violation of the prime charter of this (dysfunctional) organization. I'll do nothing of the sort. All embarrassing posts in OT will remain as a reminder to us all that once you join the UAVF it is not possible to run for any public office without risking exposure of the funny, entertaining, and OK at times insulting commentary you have participated in on the forum.
So, you have three choices:
(1) Delete the posts that you now feel should not have been written and go confess to a Catholic priest.
(2) Send me a formal written apology for your conduct (make it a good one), draw a picture of my ass at the bottom of the page, and then put on some slut red lipstick and give me a great big virtual kiss on the ass.
(3) Piss off.
By the way you better get me good and drunk before you box me on the nose, I've got pretty good reflexes.
Nothing but love here!
-Alex