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3o3 wrote:
Hehe, I am very wise man indeed. I just cant understand why noone eelse things that.
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You and I have the same problem!
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AlexHall74 wrote:
...mine was at 6!
3o3 wrote:
Wow, early age. Not even i did drink at that age except for an glass of cola every now and then
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My brother is 10 years older than me and quite an evil bastard. He contributed to my delinquency and then I took it into my own hands.
We attended the birthday party of a family friend, her name was Gabi, she was 16; I was 6. My brother had the hots for her but was too chicken shit to talk to her. There was a big table with glasses of champagne arranged on it all orderly, row after row, free for the taking.
I figured why not, it's a birthday right? I had three glasses and proceeded to get shitty. Suddenly I realized Gabi was a hottie so I walked over to where she was sitting and started dropping my 6 year old pick up lines on her. I think the whole room was in tears over my audacity and shocked by the fact that I was staggering as well.
After I had my way with Gabi I proceeded to get airlifted out of the party by my mother. I seem to remember her giving me a lecture on the way home. I threw up on our driveway and woke up with a massive hangover. My Dad made me play in my little league soccer game that morning to get the point across that partying has its price.
Even so, I got to hit on a hot 16 year old.
-AlexHall74