Humus

[Juho L]

Intelligence tests... I took one and it's all bollocks!

Intelligence is facinating thing and is the main factor in my holocaust plans, but how to measure intelligence? According to the loads of little clubs for "extraordinary intelligent people" - Clubs for people who pass a certain test so that they could play elitist piece of poo and despite these fancy tests they gather together and do something stupid - the only way is to measure how people fool around with pictures and patterns.

Now that's crappy! Where are tests for verbally and socially intelligent people? Where are tests for observationally intelligent people? Where are the test for people who have "an extraordinary gift in common sense"? What the heck is intelligence anyways?

My theory is that intelligent people are indeed mentally bright, but it doesn't save them from being foolish. Like George Carlin said there are people who are a) stupid, b) intelligent, but full of shit or c) completely nuts. So as a counter measure for Mensa, Prometheus, etc. I created a new glorious organisation: Humus! The organisation of extraordinarily foolish people. It's for all of us who forget stuff, who do hastly decisions that you regret later, who say something you shouldn't say from time to time...

Humus is a latin word meaning soil. It symbolises that we all crawl in the same filth despite nationality, race, sex or intelligence. Welcome aboard mates!

[psy604]

for me humus is just one of the most favourite dish in the middle east ...
and maybe one of the less things that yews and arabs have in common.

http://humus101.com/EN/

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by psy604

for me humus is just one of the most favourite dish in the middle east ...

My friend once visited Middle East and he generally ate only humus there. At the end of the trip he decided to not touch humus ever again. Hoho.

[psy604]

well ... it can glue the belly and get stuck, if you eat too much of it (or with too less olive oil).

i just remember the words: "... this should last a family for a week and you have eaten it all in one day ..."
and about a week later then: "... did you bring gas to kill the rest of of us?!"
(was kinda joke about me being a german and it really was thaaat bad)

meanwhile i even got me a professional blender to produce my very own humus.