Well, well, well.
It's nice to know my shit left such a lasting impression on all of you.
I'm in the Atlanta airport waiting on a flight but thought I'd check in, and I'm glad I did as I love a good insult thread and the bar is not yet open here, so I am pissed.
So fuck you all.
Whether you are in Australia, Norway, Germany, Italy, Spain, Finland (especially) or anywhere else on this goddamn planet: F-U-C-K Y-O-U!!!
I'm half-German, half-American, and don't give a shit about the unique aspects of any of your cultures. I piss on your traditions, and your customs. Your whole fucking tribe can lick my ass, got it?
Now I'm going to find the bar and glare at the bartender until they can serve me at 12:30 PM. Fucking Sunday traditions are from hell. God, please save me from your followers, and please stop letting their ways interfer with my buzz.
So happy fucking Sunday to you all, sheep-fuckers, turd-burgulars, prick-lickers, shit-eaters, space-dockers, stoners, drunks, idiots, assholes, and fuck-faces alike. I'll post again when I'm damn good and ready, and guess what? I'm eating steak tonight, and if you're lucky, I'll hold my shit for a few days again and give you all a brand new nightmare to gaze at.
Now fuck off and go play with your synths.
-Alex