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Old 21.04.2004, 09:46 PM
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We should start calling him TB303 because he is about as useless and as overpriced as one!!

Want me to understand?...well...Im sorry i dont speak retard, 303...

You need to get this dyslexia checked out because u really r not making full claritive statements, u seem to be skipping all the points and just stating the bullshit...

303 is about at the stage where he has nothing left but "im rubber, youre glue, whatever bounces off me sticks to u"

I think we have him flipped around so much that he is to the point where hes going to start making fun of himself...oh!....wait...he does that normally when speaking!!!


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PS start thinking 303 because u couldnt hurt a sensitive person with those comments...
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Old 21.04.2004, 09:53 PM
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It really does sound like that..
It's like saying that Swedish sounds like Virus put into an oven. There's no even slightest sense in it.

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Therefor the Law (i.e me) is the best ever.. no one can beat the law..
And time to go to bed little Jimmy.

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and yes the Glock is an gun often used by police-forces around the world.. even if it can fire like 40 rounds in just a couple of seconds it still counts as a regular gun
Are you sure? A semi-automatic hand gun can't be that fast. That rate of fire sounds more like a SMG or an assault rifle. Mixing it up with Glock-Steyr assault rifle / SMG's?

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Are you sure, you seem too be quite upset
There's no even reason to be upset.

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And your mom
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Still so powerfull that people cant read those pages
It's not about the power. It's all about the fact that there are no pages.

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In Joensuu.
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Old 21.04.2004, 09:57 PM
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We should start calling him TB303 because he is about as useless and as overpriced as one!!
Overpriced? Eww... I didn't knew he was selling his arse on the street.

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Want me to understand?...well...Im sorry i dont speak retard, 303...
And not either Swedish... No wait! It's the same language.

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303 is about at the stage where he has nothing left but "im rubber, youre glue, whatever bounces off me sticks to u"
He's been on that stage for a good time.
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Old 22.04.2004, 12:44 AM
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All i have to say is that was a perfect alioop to juho...man you slammed that right in for 2 points!! Good show!!

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Old 22.04.2004, 01:19 AM
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OK, this has turned into a very close race!

This thread will be locked at 1530 Japanese time today. You all have 5 hours to let loose!

Good luck!
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Old 22.04.2004, 04:37 AM
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I would have to say that this topic is done...

303 is right now getting a colonoscopy to find his brain...

hollow got his woody watching men belittle eachother...

Sunesha tried to make an entrance but quickly turned away because his "dumbass radar" kicked on and he picked up on 303...

lovesit has finally realized through all this fighting that he has been missing his inner child, so hes now playing with his errector set...

I feel really sorry for 303 tho because me and juho really bashed on him...and he must be really bawling his eyes out...

but for the subject i must nominate juho the victor not by what he said but by his consistency...without him i would have given up long ago...but because he kept this thread active and i kept getting those damn reply emails...he kept me in this topic...were i see stupid ppl blabing he sees "the hunt"...

so congrats juho i nominate u...fuck i cant even think of a title....

and 303 dont even try a come back because u were buried 8 posts ago...me and juho just kept digging u up just to piss on u...


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now tell me if i am being too harsh!!
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Old 22.04.2004, 07:09 AM
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And it finaly draws to a close.

I must say I am impressed by the all out effort put in by all envolved!

Now just to re-cap some of the more recent slammings that caught my eye.

In the Blank corner (acording to 303, the pink shorts corner)

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who the hell takes the time to potty train a parrot...you really should use the time to teach yourself, 303...
Absolute classic this one. hehe

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We should start calling him TB303 because he is about as useless and as overpriced as one!!
Nice indeed!

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Want me to understand?...well...Im sorry i dont speak retard, 303...
Politicaly incorect, but funny never the less!

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All i have to say is that was a perfect alioop to juho...man you slammed that right in for 2 points!! Good show
Mmm, this was a bit of a slip up though Blank. Sounds like a compliment to me.

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hollow got his woody watching men belittle eachother...
Why do all crazy players who drop the ball seem to go after the umpire? Hehe

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now tell me if i am being too harsh!!
Of course not Blank. But being too nice could be your downfall with-in this thread. Good work in general though.


OK, now to the 303 corner once again. You would have to have some of the most off the wall combacks 303. Some make little or no sense, but obviously piss the people off they are aimed at! Also many made me laugh my arse off! Bellow are a few...

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Do you see now how much a TB really can do? and if you put it in the freezer it sounds just like a finnish person talking
Had to laugh at this one...

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Nope. That's not a weak point. It just doesn't work.


So in other words it _is_ your weakpoint.
Hehe, You had him with this.

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Nope, like the Hulk.. or was it like an Glock? i dont remember.. but still, i am the law.. I fought the law.. and the law won
Classic, mainly because you didn't know what you were on about, but you continued to wright - have to respect that! One thing though, why did you have to fight yourself (you being the law and all)? hehe

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And now we are at that level.



I want Blank to understand what i mean
Flawless! This one made me laugh for sure.

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"3o3 - Man of mystery and serious power
Hehehe - you crazy bastard!

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"ohh, look there he is.. man of mystery and serious power"
And to take it one step further...hehe

All in all a really nice effort 303! Some of the most crazy, bizare and out of context comebacks I ever seen. Had to laugh.


Now to the Necrophiliac pirate corner! (Juho L)

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This could easily win "The worst insult ever" prize. If you put a TB in a freezer it will still sound like a TB. There's no even slight correaltion between TB in a freezer and a Finn.
Always logical and straight to the point.

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If an insult doesn't work, it's a weak point, eh? Odd.
Hehe

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So you're law and you fought the law? And the law won? So in other words you beat yourself senseless. Way to go skipper. Isn't Glock a pistol?
Yep logic prevailed here. I think he had you with this one 303.

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I want Blank to understand what i mean


That your insults suck?
Hehehe, classic! Classic from 303 turned around to bite him in the arse - stronjg strategy from the necrophiliac!

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Sounds like a title of the shortest book in the world.
Another nice hit.

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Want me to understand?...well...Im sorry i dont speak retard, 303...


And not either Swedish... No wait! It's the same language.
Very nice indeed - although this does show a little bit of team play between Blank and Juho. Have to check the rule book on this one!


All in all, this was mighty effort from all who had participated. It has been a laugh (and a cry for some I bet).

Nice job!

This thread is now locked.

Sunesha, can you please do the honours and move it over to the golden thread section. I would do it, but the honour should go to the Administrator of the forum.
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Old 22.04.2004, 07:12 AM
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One more thing - I can not decide on a winner! Everybody put in a great effort and really deciding a winner is too difficult for one person.

If you want to hold a vote or something for a winner, please let us know, or start a poll.

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