so, how are you ugly cunts?

[Old Vantaa Man]

Sorry, getting off thread there.

Timo. If I may be brutally frank, your avatar would suggest that you too are an "ugly cunt."

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

I've got to build a website this summer for my business. Going to use Dreamweaver and some training video. I've never done it before and I'd like to put things like interactive quiz things in there as a marketing bollocks. I've had a quick scan through it and it seems reasonable enough, but I fucking hate learning new software.

I used DreamWeaver 4 on a class project in my senior year of undergraduate studies (Management Information Systems). I built a website (with frames) that was usable and visually appealing in about 4 days, and it blew away the work of the folks in my class using FrontPage at the time. You'll be OK, just get your hands dirty and run with it.

[Old Vantaa Man]

umm.. Actually Alex.. I was hoping you might do it all for me.. You're such a nerd god as well as "the ugliest cunt" on TOUAVF

xx

[AlexHall74]

Sure, I'll make you a site. Your face will be smattered with flying pieces of poo in an animate GIF at the top left of every page, and you credit card number and PIN number will be e-mailed to anyonewho logs on to the site. How's that you ignorant cretin? Do you want it up tomorrow? You'll need a domain name, of course. How about www.OVMisAfuckingIDIOT.com?



Smooches,

-Alex

[Old Vantaa Man]

Well, if you're going be like that, just forget it.

[Hollowcell]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

HC, don't lie to us, "working" does not mean drinking Kirin Ichiban at the local Bukkake bar.

I am worried for anyone that actually knows what 'Bukkake' is Alex. You must be one sick puppy!

[ledge]

I'm fine thanks for asking.

[Hollowcell]

Originally Posted by ledge

I'm fine thanks for asking.

Not sure if anyone did actually ask there Ledge, but I will be the first!

How are you Ledge?

[AlexHall74]

No shit, HC!

Ledge has returned!

How's the new job? Been keeping you busy, eh?

BTW, HC, if YOU know what Bukkake is then you are JUST as sick as me. Muhahaaa! I learned of Bukkake from a friend of mine in Orlando who was a massive Internet slacker. He came across that shit one day and showed us all and the town was in laughter for the rest of the day.

Now where the fuck did Lorenzo go? He started this huge "How are you thread" and then disappeared. What a CUNT.

[logo80]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

No shit, HC!

Ledge has returned!

How's the new job? Been keeping you busy, eh?

BTW, HC, if YOU know what Bukkake is then you are JUST as sick as me. Muhahaaa! I learned of Bukkake from a friend of mine in Orlando who was a massive Internet slacker. He came across that shit one day and showed us all and the town was in laughter for the rest of the day.

Now where the fuck did Lorenzo go? He started this huge "How are you thread" and then disappeared. What a CUNT.

I just lurk and laugh!