What is this board? A game of ticky not on?

[Old Vantaa Man]

Fuck. If people don't have anything mindless to post on a daily basis, I'm off.

[LivePsy]

Please, nobody post on this thread. This would only encourgae OVM.

Thanks for not posting,
B

[XLR8A]

[Juho L]

Speaking of Jesus and niggas, the new CERN collider is started on sunday, so it's the end of the world if we believe those two Hawaian "scientists".

[Old Vantaa Man]

That's better.

CERN is on Sunday? Jesus, time to get those tattooes and do the parachute jump quickly.

[XLR8A]

Jesus on a bike, Switzerland's secret plan to dominate the world by the threat of unleashing mini black holes omg.

If black holes are produced, they are expected to evaporate almost immediately via Hawking radiation and thus be harmless, although the existence of Hawking radiation is currently unconfirmed.

As with any new and untested experiment, it is not possible to say with utter certainty what will happen. John Nelson at Birmingham University stated of RHIC that "it is astonishingly unlikely that there is any risk - but I could not prove it."

Oh he could not prove it lolz.

The following was posted on the Misunderstood Universe web-site by its authors:

On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, there was a devastating explosion deep in the tunnel at the CERN particle accelerator complex that actually blew a 20 ton magnet right off its mountings. The explosion filled the tunnel with helium and forced a mass evacuation of the facility.

While the facility was supposed to go online during the summer of 2007, the new startup is tentatively summer of 2008 after 17 miles of magnets have been repaired or replaced. This explosion, to those of us who count ourselves among the worried masses, appears to be an ominous foreshadowing of what could eventually become the Second-Coming of the Big Bang...

Even Dr. Lyn Evans, who heads the accelerator project at CERN, said the explosion had been potentially very dangerous. "There was a hell of a bang, the tunnel housing the machine filled with helium and dust and we had to call in the fire brigade to evacuate the place," he said. "The people working on the test were frightened to death but they were all in a safe place so no-one was hurt."

An investigation by the researchers found that basic math flaws had caused the explosion -- which gives one pause in contemplating how much faith can be bestowed upon 6,000 scientists who can overlook basic math mistakes. Not only was this mistake made in the original design phase, but it was also missed on four engineering reviews carried out over a period of four years. The director of Fermilab, Pier Oddone, blithely wrote about the disaster stating that they had caused "a pratfall on the world stage". A “pratfall”? Should these Keystone-scientists be entrusted with the fate of the world in their hands?

http://www.lhcountdown.com/

[Old Vantaa Man]

Work CERN, work. Midi in to Midi out you cunts.

[LivePsy]

We will be safe in Australia, the pope is down under.

*look of unbeliveable superiority and smugness that you are all f*cked and Australia is ok *

Cheers and may the lord be with thee,
B

[AlexHall74]

Whatever the trend of the world is, my belief that breast milk is the ultimate fuel for a motor vehicle remains unchallenged. Those fools at CERN can keep their magnets...