God help the poor workers of that flag factory. They're probably being waterboarded now or getting the bamboo treatment under the fingernails in an effort to turn up the kingping leader of the clandestine rebel Tibtan flag project. Oh my, boy is he a terrible one who must be stopped at all costs...<whatever> Hmmmm, I wonder if any of the female Chinese swimmers will have quads the size of Schwarzenegger's? That's all genetic of course, no doping there, no Sir. All in the spirit of good clean, international competition between oppressive world superpowers and the countries they continue to manipulate.
LivePsy, I say we form the International Rave Olympic Committee (IROC) and dwarf the importance of these games altogether. Where should we hold the first ones? Maybe some place where the crowd can get tropical and crazy. I know! How about Florida?!?!?
Juho, how obvious of an error the whole clothes wearing business is in the Olympic games. Imagine how much more effective the Hungarian girls' volleyball team would be au' naturel?