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Old 20.04.2004, 06:58 PM
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Well, Ive just booked my self in for 3 weeks of counselling after suffering one broken arm, 2 black eyes, emotional scaring and my house has been robbed the result of this argument!

I think juho has packed in his intelligent thinking methods and taken up a new full time job as a burglar!

So if you own a 303 watch out!! Coz we all know his love for this magnificent device!!

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Old 21.04.2004, 12:29 AM
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Well I thought this thread had peaked, but it seems towards the finish there is a last minute dash.

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Hah! You wish. Impertinency is not very effective way of insulting.
Juho. The thesaurus wont help you to victory, but comments like this one bellow may.

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Eww... Ok. I think it's just better for everybody that you put your penis away.

Now to the 303 corner.

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Yes. I wish for world peace.. thank you santa.
Off the wall 303! You really know what to say to piss Juho off. He likes the indepth interlectual argumment, but twisting his words for comebacks like this could just pu you into the lead.

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Stop playing around with that thing before someone laughs at you
Hehe, keep it up 303.


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I think shows how much pro there is in this forum with alot of humor

As long it doesn't hurt anyone you can bash all you want
Although this is one crappy insult!


Now to Lovesit...

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I think juho has packed in his intelligent thinking methods and taken up a new full time job as a burglar!
Mmmm....Maybe if you has said "Grave robbing necrophiliac" it would have hit harder...Truth always hurts more than fiction.


Now to Blank

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Oh well, maybe in the next one hey?


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Old 21.04.2004, 08:15 AM
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I think shows how much pro there is in this forum with alot of humor

As long it doesn't hurt anyone you can bash all you want
Although this is one crappy insult!
Darn, I wish I wasted like 10 topics to came up with that one.

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Old 21.04.2004, 11:10 AM
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Stop playing around with that thing before someone laughs at you
Thanks for warning. I just avoided really embarrasing moment.

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Every artist has to suffer for their art.. those who doesnt suffer for their art are just wannabe's
Playing Judge Dredd is suffering?

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Yes, imagination is a great thing to have..
Indeed.

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Ok, great - so your sister is finally potty-trained just like my parrot
You know that people tend to talk without special training - not sure about you though.

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Cool, then Polly doesnt really need to send them over? are you sure, i could send them out today
No, thank you. I think she doesn't have a need for your excrement filled diapers and besides you need something where get your opinions from.
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Old 21.04.2004, 11:50 AM
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who the hell takes the time to potty train a parrot...you really should use the time to teach yourself, 303...

And i will say 303 your insults are like paper...thin and easily thrown away...

303 it is about time for u to get a rectal-cranial inversion...because you r no longer talking shit you r starting to think like shit...

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PS this is all really the first thoughts that come to mind...whatcha think shallow hal?
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Old 21.04.2004, 02:12 PM
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So if you own a 303 watch out!! Coz we all know his love for this magnificent device!!
Yep, and just look at that picture - that's me when i thought my cat were going to step on my silverbox!

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Well I thought this thread had peaked, but it seems towards the finish there is a last minute dash
It will never end.. for this is the.. neverending thread!

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Now to the 303 corner.
And in the pink pants.. BLANK!

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Off the wall 303! You really know what to say to piss Juho off. He likes the indepth interlectual argumment, but twisting his words for comebacks like this could just pu you into the lead.
Yes, but I've gotta say something really odd. That's Juho's weak point..

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Thanks for warning. I just avoided really embarrasing moment.
No problem at all my friend

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Playing Judge Dredd is suffering?
Yes, it's an emotional act - so true even the coldest of hearts would cry if they ever saw me perform "Judge Dread and I" - 12 hours of pure energy

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You know that people tend to talk without special training - not sure about you though.
Really? I usually just tend to imitate other persons

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No, thank you. I think she doesn't have a need for your excrement filled diapers and besides you need something where get your opinions from.
Probably, For I am the LAW!!.

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who the hell takes the time to potty train a parrot...you really should use the time to teach yourself, 303...
Yeah, but since i couldnt go home to you for your monthly training i had to train someone right? My young Jedi-apprentice - much for you to learn, so little brain you have.. *hmm*


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And i will say 303 your insults are like paper...thin and easily thrown away...
Just like your words then

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303 it is about time for u to get a rectal-cranial inversion...because you r no longer talking shit you r starting to think like shit...
Yes, but i am not the one looking like shit
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Old 21.04.2004, 02:38 PM
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Yep, and just look at that picture - that's me when i thought my cat were going to step on my silverbox!
Did you knew that when you take the top off from your TB and fill it with sand you get a very good litter box for a cat. At least something good use for that machine.

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Yes, but I've gotta say something really odd. That's Juho's weak point..
Nope. That's not a weak point. It just doesn't work.

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Really? I usually just tend to imitate other persons
Yup.

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Probably, For I am the LAW!!.
M-72, the light anti-tank weapon?

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Yeah, but since i couldnt go home to you for your monthly training i had to train someone right? My young Jedi-apprentice - much for you to learn, so little brain you have.. *hmm*
Nah. This insult doesn't impress me at all. Starting to go back to "my father is stronger than your father" level.

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Just like your words then
And now we are at that level.

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Yes, but i am not the one looking like shit
*Applause*
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Old 21.04.2004, 04:15 PM
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Did you knew that when you take the top off from your TB and fill it with sand you get a very good litter box for a cat. At least something good use for that machine.
Do you see now how much a TB really can do? and if you put it in the freezer it sounds just like a finnish person talking

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Nope. That's not a weak point. It just doesn't work.
So in other words it _is_ your weakpoint.

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M-72, the light anti-tank weapon?
Nope, like the Hulk.. or was it like an Glock? i dont remember.. but still, i am the law.. I fought the law.. and the law won!
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Nah. This insult doesn't impress me at all. Starting to go back to "my father is stronger than your father" level.
That was acctually for Blank, but you noticed that and got pissed huh?

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And now we are at that level.
I want Blank to understand what i mean

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Old 21.04.2004, 04:40 PM
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Do you see now how much a TB really can do? and if you put it in the freezer it sounds just like a finnish person talking
This could easily win "The worst insult ever" prize. If you put a TB in a freezer it will still sound like a TB. There's no even slight correaltion between TB in a freezer and a Finn.

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So in other words it _is_ your weakpoint.
If an insult doesn't work, it's a weak point, eh? Odd.

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Nope, like the Hulk.. or was it like an Glock? i dont remember.. but still, i am the law.. I fought the law.. and the law won!
So you're law and you fought the law? And the law won? So in other words you beat yourself senseless. Way to go skipper. Isn't Glock a pistol?

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That was acctually for Blank, but you noticed that and got pissed huh?
Where did you got that silly idea that I got pissed up? I just pointed out that even being silent is more effective than your insults.

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I want Blank to understand what i mean
That your insults suck?

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thanks a million times for my fans also since without them i wouldnt be here tonight..
Fans? But you already thanked your mom.

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"3o3 - Man of mystery and serious power"
Sounds like a title of the shortest book in the world.

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"ohh, look there he is.. man of mystery and serious power"
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Old 21.04.2004, 08:56 PM
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This could easily win "The worst insult ever" prize. If you put a TB in a freezer it will still sound like a TB. There's no even slight correaltion between TB in a freezer and a Finn.
It really does sound like that..

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If an insult doesn't work, it's a weak point, eh? Odd.
Yes

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So you're law and you fought the law? And the law won? So in other words you beat yourself senseless. Way to go skipper. Isn't Glock a pistol?
Therefor the Law (i.e me) is the best ever.. no one can beat the law.. and yes the Glock is an gun often used by police-forces around the world.. even if it can fire like 40 rounds in just a couple of seconds it still counts as a regular gun

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Where did you got that silly idea that I got pissed up? I just pointed out that even being silent is more effective than your insults.
Are you sure, you seem too be quite upset

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That your insults suck
No that the three-headed monkey is an evil creature of doom

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Fans? But you already thanked your mom.
And your mom

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Sounds like a title of the shortest book in the world.
Still so powerfull that people cant read those pages

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Yes. I'm here.
Where?
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