Groucho Marx vs Al Hall

[Old Vantaa Man]

Wonderful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T-Ok...eature=related

[ledge]

I got about 10 seconds into that before closing the tab. What fucking shite. I hate you for wasting 10 seconds out of my very important life that I will now never get back. Go die in a fire.

Cunt.

[AlexHall74]

Thanks for the heads up, Ledge.

Fuck you OVM. I'm not even wasting my time with your video.

Eat shit.

[Old Vantaa Man]

Puh. Excuse me then. Last time I try and bring some lightness to your staid existences.

[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Puh. Excuse me then. Last time I try and bring some lightness to your staid existences.

HA!!! So easily you ar dissuaded Mr. Vantaa!

I actually just watched the video. The big fella' (Al Hall, no less) is actaully kind of creepy in a brain damaged sort of way. The girly girl looks a sight older than 21. I'd say she was 30+ just because of the hair. Now, as far as the corporate sponsor, the DeSoto Plymouth looks like this:



Not Bad!!!

Just fucking with you, Matt. Carry on.

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

Just fucking with you, Matt. Carry on.

That's it? No love, just sex? Oh boy, OVM is going to burst in tears now. You know, he was already trying out wedding dresses.

[Old Vantaa Man]

Farewell to this land's cheerless marches
hemmed in like a boar between arches
her very Lowness with her head in a sling
I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing

I say Charles don't you ever crave
to appear on the front of the Daily Mail
dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

And so I checked all the registered historical facts
and I was shocked into shame to discover
how I'm the 18th pale descendent
of some old queen or other

Oh has the world changed, or have I changed?
oh has the world changed, or have I changed?
some nine year old tough who peddles drugs
I swear to God, I swear I never even knew what drugs were

So I broke into the Palace
with a sponge and a rusty spanner
she said: "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said: "that's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
and talk about precious things
but when you are tied to your mother's apron
no-one talks about castration

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
and talk about precious things
like love and law and poverty
these are the things that kill me

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
and talk about precious things
but the rain that flattens my hair
these are the things that kill me

Passed the pub that saps your body
and the church who'll snatch your money
the Queen is dead, boys
and it's so lonely on a limb

Pass the pub that wrecks your body
and the church, all they want is your money
the Queen is dead, boys
and it's so lonely on a limb

Life is very long, when you're lonely
life is very long, when you're lonely
life is very long, when you're lonely
life is very long, when you're lonely