Virus Eve...

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It was the night before Virus Ti, and all through the house...
The kick drum was thumping, and I couldn't find my Apple mouse...

I booted up os9 on my mac G3,
loaded up ebay, and listed my virus KC...

So I went to my window..and saw Gary Sinise
He said u fell for that crap? this synth won't be released

I started to cry with dissapointment and grief
I paid for it last winter, How could Access do this to me?

Just then I heard a noise, it was not Techno or Rap.
I was not the UPS man, But the neighbor on Crack.