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[AlexHall74]

Originally Posted by Hollowcell

Now I understand why you take all those steroids Alex!
Oops, sorry I mean "suppliments".

Steve, it is painfully obvious to anyone of long term athletic participation that I am not on steroids. At 6'1" tall and 225 pounds, I'm a fairly big guy, but if I were on supplements I assure you that I would weigh ALOT more than I do. The bottom line is this:

(1) My dad is a really muscular guy but not very tall at 5'9". My mom's dad was really tall. I averaged out somewhere in the middle. My dad in his prime makes me look like a freaking cub scout. He had a bull's neck, square shoulders, a waist like a wasp, and ridiculously developed legs from playing semi-professional soccer in Germany for many years. (2) I have worked out consistently like a maniac and eaten like a champ for 18 years.

So that's that. No more talk of me being a meat head. My penis extension and breast implants are fair game though. Carry on.



-Alex

P.S. Juho, I threw the discus you moron!

[Old Vantaa Man]

Eaten like a chimp for 18 years? That figures.

[Hollowcell]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

So that's that. No more talk of me being a meat head. My penis extension and breast implants are fair game though. Carry on.

There is no way I could talk badly about your breasts Alex! I for one thought they were real when my dick was between them.

[AlexHall74]

HC, your memory betrays you.

You were so wasted on Saki that you have fogotten that the geisha girl from the theater was plowing the underside of YOUR chin with a strap-on, right through your little man-boobs.

You're confabulating to attempt retention of your primitive macho self image after a very emabarrasing encounter. It's OK Stevie, really, the therapy will start to help soon...

[Juho L]

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

So that's that. No more talk of me being a meat head. My penis extension and breast implants are fair game though. Carry on.

So when you still was a woman you went to have a breast implant surgery. In order to save some money you chose to travel to Romania to have the operation. The Romanian surgeon was a plastic surgeon in a way that he had only cut plastic in his life. That naturally lead the standard breast implant surgery to become something totally awful. After series of repair operations Mrs. Alex Hall decided there is only one option. And that's how Mr. Alex Hall was born.

You're confabulating to attempt retention of your primitive macho self image after a very emabarrasing encounter. It's OK Stevie, really, the therapy will start to help soon...

HC is beyond therapy. He lives in Japan, remember?

[Old Vantaa Man]

You're confabulating to attempt retention of your primitive macho self image

Fuck me! Nice prose Alex.

[jasedee]

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

Fuck me! Nice prose Alex.

Probably has that word of the day toilet paper or something...

[Hollowcell]

I mjust have been trashed when I wrote that Alex, as I had to read the whole thread again just to get up to speed!

Now if I can't remember my typing here, there is a chance you are right!!! Man that's not a nice thought at all....

[AlexHall74]

HC,

You, trashed? That's so unlike you Steve.

All taken in good jest, no worries, the pictures I took of the incident are safe... for now.