How to make a hoover from scratch

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Hi all, sorry if this thread offends, especially from a newbie lol! Anyway I did buy a buy a virus c especially to make some hoovers yet have failed abysmally in my quest!!

So I was wondering if any of you experts can help me on my way, otherwise there will be a virus gathering dust which makes me all kinda sad (

I have tried the tutorial in 'programming synths' which resembles a hoover using the J. Edgar patch and found the one and only hoover thread but looks a little advanced for a novice programmer ( i use the term programmer term loosely- ha!) yet still miles away from creating the hoovers used today in hard dance tracks.

So any help programming a patch from init or modifying an existing patch would set me on my way to a happy and fulfilling and rewarding virus experience.