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Originally Posted by pDc
Ralph the squire? Who...?
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Ted: Hello, sor. Did you have a nice holiday?
Ralph: Yes I did, Ted. Indeed I did. I've been meaning to get away for years, and the... and the Greek islands really are rather splendid.
Ted: (Oh!)
Ralph: Ah, I... see you've noticed the, er... the moustache. Er, makes me look... quite the man about town. Really rather trendy - don't you think, Ted?
[pause]
Ted: Well it's... not really for me to say, sor.
Ralph: No. No, you're quite right. I shall shave it off immediately.
[pause]
Ralph: I'm sorry, Ted... to startle you like that.
The Fast Show classic.