Polygamist Gets 5 years to Life... - The Unofficial Access Virus & Virus TI Forum

AlexHall74 · #1 21.11.2007, 01:34 AM

Well Warren Jeffs, you may have been a Mormon pimp, but now you'll be a prison bitch! Ooopsy!

Full details here:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...terstitialskip

I love how stories like this come up in the "oh so religiously virtuous" United States.

Anyone heard of this trash?

Juho L · #2 21.11.2007, 10:25 AM

The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints operates in Finland too (Myöhempien aikojen pyhien Jeesuksen Kristuksen kirkko in Finnish). Hell with Christian wackos, I say. I didn't knew they practised plural polygamy. Nothing wrong in polygamy, but arranging marriages is something utterly stupid.

I think people can practice any kind of religion they wish as long as it doesn't harm or bother other people. That's why children should be kept out of religion circles until they are adults when they can choose wheter to practice a religion or not. Pulling children in religions is considered brainwash and leads to cases like this one.

Old Vantaa Man · #3 22.11.2007, 06:49 PM

I like Mormons. They're nice. I always invite them in if I've got time. It's so seldom that TWO nice young men knock on my door at the same time and want to come in.

AlexHall74 · #4 22.11.2007, 10:07 PM

And then do you allow them to read to you from the good book???

I once chased off Jehovah's witnesses from my door step whilst in college as an undergraduate. They knocked on my door asking if I knew of any Spanish people that they could read to. I asked why. They said to read them Jehovah's book. I asked them why I was not good enough to read Jehovah's book and called them racist and told them to piss off.

Hollowcell · #5 26.11.2007, 11:56 PM

Invite them in, offer them a slice of dope-cake - the true Ausi welcome.

I think having more than one wife would be hell honestly. They would always gang up.

AlexHall74 · #6 27.11.2007, 01:15 AM

No shit, HC! It's hard enough arguing with one. God knows the bloodshed that would occur when the bigot was tag teamed...

<ouch!>

Juho L · #7 28.11.2007, 06:31 AM

So this means that Abdul Alhazred has had to been a sheik with hundred wifes. That's before he became the Mad Arab.

Old Vantaa Man · #8 28.11.2007, 10:45 AM

ALWAYS invite Mormons and Jehova's in for a cup of tea. Then stare at them.

Juho L · #9 28.11.2007, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man

ALWAYS invite Mormons and Jehova's in for a cup of tea. Then stare at them.

I'd want the loonies to visit me, but no.

Old Vantaa Man · #10 28.11.2007, 06:55 PM

Now then. It's OK to call Mormons loonies, but not Muslims?

Anyway, they've got a nice church here now, Juho. It's in Leppävara, so go and check it out. I'm particularly attracted by the neatly manicured lawns.

My neighbours upstairs are Mormons and they're super sweet.

Edit. Link:
http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/helsinki/

And another edit. This is fucking great, if you're in the mood.
http://www.lds-mormon.com/veilworker/endowment1.shtml