let's make a change... I'll send you mine:
She is:
*very, very hot... when I'm tired and I want to sleep
*young and fit... maybe some years ago
*really quick witted and funny... when she sleeps
*nymphomaniac... see point 1
*Not only nympho but fantastic in the sack (sorry my bad english do not permit to understand this sentence...

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*loves to sit on my knee (poor me) and doesn't play on synths in the studio
*Doesn't lets me take naked photos of her
*wants only a serious relationship asking every 3 seconds about our future, home, pets...
Regards, Lorenzo